***Technician starts Cheesy All I Have To Give Convo Mix Music***
***Nsync walk up first with sheets of paper in their hands***
Lance: Hi my name is Lance, and I like the type of girl who can love me for me, the type of girl who i can hold in muh arms and give her all that i have to give..
Kevin: HEY THAT'S MY LINE!!!!!
Lance: *sticks his tongue out at him* Mine now.
***Chris steps up next***
Chris: Hi my name is Chris and i like the type of girl who can love me for me too!
LOU: *slaps his forehead* CHRIS, can you be a bit more original??
Chris: Uh..I like the kind of girl that can look past my bad hairstyles, my ever growing weight problems, and my glasses...
JC: *whispers* Damn I guess he'll be alone forever
Chris: I HEARD THAT.
***Justin steps up next, then reads over his script***
Justin: What the fuck is this?! I ain't reading this mushy ass shit!
LOU: *puts a gun to his head* READ IT!!!!
Justin: HI MY NAME IS JUSTIN AND I LOVE THE KIND OF GIRL FOR WHO SHE IS, NOT WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE! I LOVE LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH AND THEN DINNER AND DANCING, IF YOU'RE THAT KIND OF GIRL..YOU ARE GETTIN' ALL OF MY LOVE BABY.
NSYNC: ***Are giggling uncontrollably***
***JC steps up next***
JC: Hi I'm JC, and I love the type of girl who can support me in my music and be there for me 100%, even when I totally ignore you and sleep all day when we should be socializing.
***Joey steps up last***
Joey: I I'm Joey..and I like the kind of girl who can eat 3 big macs just like me, and then has room for desert!
***NSYNC, BSB, AND 5IVE stare at him blankly***
***NSYNC take their pieces of paper and walk down again, then BSB step up***
Kevin: Hi I'm Kevin and I really dont have anything to say now since LANCE took my fucking speech.
***Nick then steps up***
Nick: Hi I'm Nick Carter, and I like the type of girl that can .... uh what does this word say?
Nick: Equally love me for what I do. No wait is it Who I am?
AJ: *shoves Nick off* Just go sit down and have a cookie will you?
AJ: Yo my name is AJ, and I like the type of girl that will let me do things for her. Oh yeah if you are my girl, ill let you in on 10% of my crack and weed profits!
***Howie steps up***
Howie: *wink* Hi my name is Howie D *drool* and this is howie do it *wink, drool* I like the type of girl that will someday be my wife. *wink* She'll make me breakfast, lunch and dinner *drool* I want bacon and eggs, turkey, mashed potatoes, sausages, pie, cake and icecream-
AJ: *Smashes Howie in the head with a battle ramm and he gets knocked out cold* Your turn Brian.
Brian: Hi My name is Brian but you can call me B-Rok cuz ill be rokin your bed! ..I mean HOUSE. I like the kind of girl who is smart, and likes to go to school.
AJ: Yeah whatever.
Brian: Fuck you AJ I do so.
AJ: mmhmm. Sure.
Brian: FUCK YOU.
***5ive then step up***
***Abs steps forward**
Abs: Allo my name is Abs and I like the type of girl who is beautiful not fat and has a lot of time to do nothing particular at all...
***Everyone looks at him**
Abs:Aw shit sorry mates wrong paper....*crumples paper**ahem* Ok to start again...Allo my name is Abs and I like the type of girl who likes music..the type of girl that loves to dance and the type of girl who ...
J:Abs Shut up already...
Abs:Make me mate...
**Abs and J start to fight**
Ritchie: Guys come on now's not the place for that
J & Abs: Shut Up Queerbo!
***Abs & J continue to fight while Scott steps forward***
Scott:Hey pretty ladies...my name is Scott and unfortunately I don't like fans....I refuse to date them becuase I don't think they like me for me...so I really shouldn't be in this business should I? Hmm well...I think...I'm...gonna go home now..
AJ:Guess their 4our now huh? *snicker*
***Sean steps up***
***J slaps Sean out of the way***
J: Hey all you fly honeyz in da house!!
Justin: Yo Boy dat be how I talk stop it!
J: Want me to come sit on you boy?
Justin: No sir I'll sit down now and kindly leave you to your work...continue on...
***Justin sits down and turns white***
J:Now as I was saying Hey all you fly honeyz in da house my name is J not Jason or anything like dat J! I like an older girl maybe someone in their late 50's so when my career with these geeks runs out I got something to fall back on. So if you are old and got money come my way babay!
***Ritchie steps up***
Ritchie: Hi my name is Ritchie....
***tape runs out***
Technician: Sorry guys that's it we're all out of tape...
Ritchie:Wha? But I didn't get to go!!!
Well there ya go girls and guys(if there are any guys...) That was our valentine special...NOW for some more fun click HERE If you think you can handle it!