Delivery Man: Telegram for 'N Sync!
JC: We're 'N Sync! *grabs the telegram and runs onto the bus*
Joey: What's that?
JC: I don't know. LET'S FIND OUT! *opens the telegram and reads out loud* I know what you did two summers ago.
Chris: What does that mean?
Lance: Two summers ago we were in Europe.
Justin: Two summers ago I was four.
JC: Hmmmm, I wonder who sent this?
Chris: They're no return address.
JC: *tosses the telegram out the window of the bus* Oh, well, I'm sure it's not important.
Lance: Yeah really. It's not like it's a death threat or anything!
***'N Sync laughs maniacally.***
***Somewhere in America - BUT NOT IN ORLANDO. The BSB are sick of always being in Orlando. They are now doing the Mexican hat dance.***
Brian: Why are we doing the Mexican hat dance again?
AJ: *shrugs* Does anything we ever do make sense?
Howie: How come you all *wink* have had a chance to dance around *drool* this magic sombrero? *wink, drool* I want a turn.
Howie: *pouting* Why not?
Brian, Kevin, AJ, and Nick: *shouting* HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TELL YOU? IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE THE GAY UGLY ONE!!!
Howie: How could I forget? *wink, drool*
***The phone rings.***
AJ: *answers it* Hello?
Scary Voice: *cackles* are you alone in the house.....
AJ: Wrong number. We already shot Scream and Scream 2.
Voice: *this time in his normal voice* Dammit. Oh well, time to go back to prank calling Pizza Hut.
***AJ hangs up the phone.***
***The doorbell rings.***
Nick: *answers it but there's no one there* Hey look it's a letter! And look at this pretty floral stationery!
Brian, Kevin, AJ, and Howie: ...
Kevin: What does it say?
Nick: *reading it* I know what you did two summers ago.
Brian: What does that mean?
AJ: Who knows? Howie do you know?
Howie: How should *wink* I know? I AM *drool* THE GAY UGLY ONE, *wink, drool* REMEMBER?
***In Britain, 5ive is doing whatever the hell it is that they do all day.***
J: So what are we doing tonight?
Scott: Don't ask me any questions. It's just my job to sit here and be the pretty one in the group.
J: Does anyone have any suggestions? Sean?
Abs: Sean doesn't have a larynx, didn't ya know? That's why he never speaks. He just wears that sweater every day.
***Sean is checking his e-mail. His computer says, "You've got mail."***
Richie: How come I never get any e-mail?
Scott: Because no one likes you.
Richie: Oh, right.
Sean: *reading aloud* I know what you 5ive did two summers ago...
J: Who cares about what we did two summers ago?
***They all shrug.***
AJ: What do you guys think that letter meant?
Nick: What letter?
Kevin: What exactly did we do two summers ago?
AJ: I forget.
Brian: Shut up, you did weed two summers ago.
AJ: At least I didn't do Rubber Rachael.
Brian: fuck you.
AJ: I dont jump that way.
Kevin: SHUT UP!
Chris: Does anyone remember what we did two summers ago?
Justin: ah wuz sportin mah tommy hillfiger.
Chris: That doesn't count.
Chris: Joey what did you do two summers ago?
Chris: Huh what?
Joey: ...? Huh?
Chris: DAMNIT JOEY! SOMEONE KNOWS WHAT WE DID TWO SUMMERS AGO!
Joey: OH MY GOD!! THAT KID IN THE BATHROOM, IT DIDN'T MEAN TO HAPPEN I SWEAR!!
***NSYNC stare at him blankly***
Joey: Tee hee...Nevermind.
***Back in Britain - Sean gets another e-mail.***
Scott: Another e-mail? What does it say?
***Sean sits there in silence.***
J: Scott, how could you forget, he's mute!
Scott: Oh sorry. *leans over and reads the e-mail.* I still know what you did two summers ago ... if you want to find out what I still know, then catch a flight to Los Angeles tonight.
Richie: Why not go, for the hell of it? We can solve this mystery and meet some hot chicks!
Abs: *under his breath* Like any of them wouldn't run away screaming when they saw you.
***Back with the BSB. They're still dancing ... for some reason. The doorbell rings again.***
Kevin: Howie go get the door.
Howie: *wink* But I want to dance!
Brian: *impatient* Howie, you have to get the door because-
Howie: *interrupting* I know, I know *drool* because I am the gay ugly one. Why do I always have to be the gay ugly one? *wink drool*
Nick: You can be the winking, drooling one if ya want.
Howie: No, that's okay, I'd rather be the gay ugly one.
Howie: *answers the door and once again there is no one there* Look, another letter. *reads it aloud* I still know what you did last summer ... if you want to know what I still know, then catch a flight to Los Angeles tonight.
AJ: Yeah, let's go to L.A.! Lots of clubs, chicks on every corner-
Nick, Howie, Brian, and Kevin: ...
***The next day all three boybands are in Los Angeles. They have all gotten notes to go to an abandoned warehouse later that night.***
***Ten o'clock that night. They all show up to the warehouse.***
'N Sync: Look, it's the Backstreet Boys.
BSB: For the love of God, do you have to do EVERYTHING that we do?
'N Sync: Hey, at least we're better than these guys. *point to 5ive*
5ive: Hey, at least people don't think we're gay! *pause* Right?
BSB: What are you assholes doing here anyway?
'N Sync: We got a note to come here to find out what we did two summers ago.
5ive: So did we.
BSB: So did we.
'N Sync: Is this some kind of joke?
AJ: If it isn't this is all Howie's fault.
Howie: *wink drool* Cuz Im the gay ugly one.
***The lights go out and the doors all lock***
Nick: This sucks.
AJ: Thank you for your two cents Nick.
Nick: No problem.
***They see a hooded guy in the shadows advancing towards them with a hook***
Kevin: OH FUCK!! IT'S THAT GUY!!!
Nick: What guy?
Kevin: The one AJ ran over two summers ago
Nick: Oh him.
Justin: *punches AJ* Good going crackhead! Now we're all going to to get killed.
AJ: Go bleach your roots, kid.
***They all look at Abs***
Abs: THERE IS A GUY WITH A HOOK IN A BLACK ROBE ABOUT TEN FEET AWAY FROM US!!!??
***Everyone looks at eachother***
Wheels: Alright, Cue Du Hast!
Flash: K, *turns on the stereo*
ALL: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *runs*
Guy With The Hook: ***runs after them***
***They all run through the warehouse screaming, until they hit the wall on the other site***
Chris: JOEY EAT THROUGH THE WALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joey: What do you think I am?!?! A fat pig??
***They all look at him***
Guy With The Hook: Muwahaha Ive got you now.
Abs: Um, why are we here?
Guy With The Hook: Because you ran me over!
Abs: Uh that was AJ, he's in the Backstreet Boys..We're 5ive.
Guy With The Hook: Five what?
Chris: Hey! We're NSYNC, we have nothing to do with this!
Guy With The Hook: ...? Well you all suck so Im going to kill you anyways!
Kevin: Uh, hey wait.
Guy With The Hook: *stops* What?
Kevin: Did it ever occur to you that there is 15 of us and one of you?
Brian: ...uh YEAH!
Guy With The Hook: .... *runs*
Abs: Let's get him!
***They all chase after him***
Guy With The Hook: *Runs into his rowboat and rows away from the dock*
AJ: DAMN HE'S GETTING AWAY!!!
Guy With The Hook: Muwahahaha, I'll get you if its the last thing i do!
***All of a sudden a helicopter falls out of the sky and lands on the rowboat causing it to explode***
AJ: So, now that we are in Los Angelos, let's go see some babes!
***And so they did and all got laid except for Howie and Ritchie because they suck.****