'N Sync, BSB, and 5ive in I Know What You Did Two Summers Ago

***Backstage at an 'N Sync concert - Los Angeles. It's over and 'N Sync is running from the stage to their tour bus.***

Delivery Man: Telegram for 'N Sync!

JC: We're 'N Sync! *grabs the telegram and runs onto the bus*

Joey: What's that?

JC: I don't know. LET'S FIND OUT! *opens the telegram and reads out loud* I know what you did two summers ago.

Chris: What does that mean?

Lance: Two summers ago we were in Europe.

Justin: Two summers ago I was four.

JC: Hmmmm, I wonder who sent this?

Chris: They're no return address.

JC: *tosses the telegram out the window of the bus* Oh, well, I'm sure it's not important.

Lance: Yeah really. It's not like it's a death threat or anything!

***'N Sync laughs maniacally.***

***Somewhere in America - BUT NOT IN ORLANDO. The BSB are sick of always being in Orlando. They are now doing the Mexican hat dance.***

Brian: Why are we doing the Mexican hat dance again?

AJ: *shrugs* Does anything we ever do make sense?

Brian: Right.

Howie: How come you all *wink* have had a chance to dance around *drool* this magic sombrero? *wink, drool* I want a turn.

Kevin: No.

Howie: *pouting* Why not?

Brian, Kevin, AJ, and Nick: *shouting* HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TELL YOU? IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE THE GAY UGLY ONE!!!

Howie: How could I forget? *wink, drool*

***The phone rings.***

AJ: *answers it* Hello?

Scary Voice: *cackles* are you alone in the house.....

AJ: Wrong number. We already shot Scream and Scream 2.

Voice: *this time in his normal voice* Dammit. Oh well, time to go back to prank calling Pizza Hut.

***AJ hangs up the phone.***

***The doorbell rings.***

Nick: *answers it but there's no one there* Hey look it's a letter! And look at this pretty floral stationery!

Brian, Kevin, AJ, and Howie: ...

Kevin: What does it say?

Nick: *reading it* I know what you did two summers ago.

Brian: What does that mean?

AJ: Who knows? Howie do you know?

Howie: How should *wink* I know? I AM *drool* THE GAY UGLY ONE, *wink, drool* REMEMBER?

***In Britain, 5ive is doing whatever the hell it is that they do all day.***

J: So what are we doing tonight?

Scott: Don't ask me any questions. It's just my job to sit here and be the pretty one in the group.

J: Does anyone have any suggestions? Sean?

Abs: Sean doesn't have a larynx, didn't ya know? That's why he never speaks. He just wears that sweater every day.

***Sean is checking his e-mail. His computer says, "You've got mail."***

Richie: How come I never get any e-mail?

Scott: Because no one likes you.

Richie: Oh, right.

Sean: *reading aloud* I know what you 5ive did two summers ago...

J: Who cares about what we did two summers ago?

***They all shrug.***


AJ: What do you guys think that letter meant?

Nick: What letter?

AJ: ....

Kevin: What exactly did we do two summers ago?

AJ: I forget.

Brian: Shut up, you did weed two summers ago.

AJ: At least I didn't do Rubber Rachael.

Brian: fuck you.

AJ: I dont jump that way.

Kevin: SHUT UP!

Brian&AJ: Yessir.


Chris: Does anyone remember what we did two summers ago?

Justin: ah wuz sportin mah tommy hillfiger.

Chris: That doesn't count.

Justin: Damn.

Chris: Joey what did you do two summers ago?

Joey: Huh?

Chris: Huh what?

Joey: ...? Huh?

Chris: DAMNIT JOEY! SOMEONE KNOWS WHAT WE DID TWO SUMMERS AGO!

Joey: OH MY GOD!! THAT KID IN THE BATHROOM, IT DIDN'T MEAN TO HAPPEN I SWEAR!!

***NSYNC stare at him blankly***

Joey: Tee hee...Nevermind.


***Back in Britain - Sean gets another e-mail.***

Scott: Another e-mail? What does it say?

***Sean sits there in silence.***

J: Scott, how could you forget, he's mute!

Scott: Oh sorry. *leans over and reads the e-mail.* I still know what you did two summers ago ... if you want to find out what I still know, then catch a flight to Los Angeles tonight.

Richie: Why not go, for the hell of it? We can solve this mystery and meet some hot chicks!

Abs: *under his breath* Like any of them wouldn't run away screaming when they saw you.

***Back with the BSB. They're still dancing ... for some reason. The doorbell rings again.***

Kevin: Howie go get the door.

Howie: *wink* But I want to dance!

Brian: *impatient* Howie, you have to get the door because-

Howie: *interrupting* I know, I know *drool* because I am the gay ugly one. Why do I always have to be the gay ugly one? *wink drool*

Nick: You can be the winking, drooling one if ya want.

Howie: No, that's okay, I'd rather be the gay ugly one.

Howie: *answers the door and once again there is no one there* Look, another letter. *reads it aloud* I still know what you did last summer ... if you want to know what I still know, then catch a flight to Los Angeles tonight.

AJ: Yeah, let's go to L.A.! Lots of clubs, chicks on every corner-

Nick, Howie, Brian, and Kevin: ...

***The next day all three boybands are in Los Angeles. They have all gotten notes to go to an abandoned warehouse later that night.***

***Ten o'clock that night. They all show up to the warehouse.***

'N Sync: Look, it's the Backstreet Boys.

BSB: For the love of God, do you have to do EVERYTHING that we do?

'N Sync: Hey, at least we're better than these guys. *point to 5ive*

5ive: Hey, at least people don't think we're gay! *pause* Right?

BSB: What are you assholes doing here anyway?

'N Sync: We got a note to come here to find out what we did two summers ago.

5ive: So did we.

BSB: So did we.

'N Sync: Is this some kind of joke?

AJ: If it isn't this is all Howie's fault.

Abs: Why?

Howie: *wink drool* Cuz Im the gay ugly one.

Abs: Oh.

***The lights go out and the doors all lock***

Nick: This sucks.

AJ: Thank you for your two cents Nick.

Nick: No problem.

***They see a hooded guy in the shadows advancing towards them with a hook***

Kevin: OH FUCK!! IT'S THAT GUY!!!

Nick: What guy?

Kevin: The one AJ ran over two summers ago

Nick: Oh him.

Justin: *punches AJ* Good going crackhead! Now we're all going to to get killed.

AJ: Go bleach your roots, kid.

Abs: UM..HELLO?!?!

***They all look at Abs***

Abs: THERE IS A GUY WITH A HOOK IN A BLACK ROBE ABOUT TEN FEET AWAY FROM US!!!??

***Everyone looks at eachother***

All: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Wheels: Alright, Cue Du Hast!

Flash: K, *turns on the stereo*


ALL: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *runs*

Guy With The Hook: ***runs after them***

***They all run through the warehouse screaming, until they hit the wall on the other site***

Chris: JOEY EAT THROUGH THE WALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joey: What do you think I am?!?! A fat pig??

***They all look at him***

Guy With The Hook: Muwahaha Ive got you now.

Abs: Um, why are we here?

Guy With The Hook: Because you ran me over!

Abs: Uh that was AJ, he's in the Backstreet Boys..We're 5ive.

Guy With The Hook: Five what?

Chris: Hey! We're NSYNC, we have nothing to do with this!

Guy With The Hook: ...? Well you all suck so Im going to kill you anyways!

Kevin: Uh, hey wait.

Guy With The Hook: *stops* What?

Kevin: Did it ever occur to you that there is 15 of us and one of you?

Brian: ...uh YEAH!

Guy With The Hook: .... *runs*

Abs: Let's get him!

***They all chase after him***

Guy With The Hook: *Runs into his rowboat and rows away from the dock*

AJ: DAMN HE'S GETTING AWAY!!!

Guy With The Hook: Muwahahaha, I'll get you if its the last thing i do!

***All of a sudden a helicopter falls out of the sky and lands on the rowboat causing it to explode***

All: .....

AJ: So, now that we are in Los Angelos, let's go see some babes!

All: YEAH!!!!

***And so they did and all got laid except for Howie and Ritchie because they suck.****

THE END!!!!!

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