BSB In: SPEED 2 - By Wheels

***From their endless months of hard work, BSB decide to kick back and relax on an all expense cruise!! They pack their bags and head towards the boat***

AJ: Finally some relaxation!

Brian: what the fuck are you talking about? You're always in the hospital due to your "accidents" that occur on stage.

AJ: Fuck off! You know i dont mean to be the clumsy ass that I am!

Brian: I know..I'm sorry man.

Howie: *wink* Oh boy! *wink,drool* I'm so excited!! *wink&

AJ: Erm...we are too Howie....

Nick: Come on guys!! I want to see what rooms we're assigned to!

Kevin: Alright alright we're coming.

***They then recieve their assigned rooms***

Kevin: WHAT?!?! Why Do I get assigned with Nick?!?!

Nick: Shut up, asshole.

AJ: At least you don't have Howie.

Howie: *wink* What? *Drool*

AJ: Nothing.

Brian: Chill out guys, we have to all get along.

AJ: Yeah right, you're only saying that cuz you have your own room.

Brian: I know.

Kevin: Okay okay shut up. Let's go down to the recroom and see whats there.

Nick: Sounds cool.

***So they get down there.***

Brian: LOOK!! They sell penthouse!!!

AJ: Oh lord. I know someone who is gonna be wacking off tonight.

Brian: Ofcourse! Why do you think i have my own room?

AJ: ..........

Howie: *wink, drool* Oh boy! Look they have *wink* Vinegar and salt chips!!

AJ: Howie they have that everywhere..and its SALT AND VINEGAR. Idiot.

Howie: Why does everyone always say cruel *wink* things to me? *wink drool*

AJ: Becuz you're the gay ugly one. I thought i made that clear in the last story.

Howie: Oh *wink* Yeah...I'll remember this time.

***On another side of the boat, 98º are planning.***

Justin: We're gonna get those BSB's good....

Nick: Yeah, and then the fans will all come to US! I'm tired of us being so unpopular and ugly. We can't change the ugly part but if we kill bsb we can get their teeny boppers!!

Drew: Yes and they will all bow down to ME!!!

All of them: ALL HAIL DREW!!!

***They put bombs in various places of the ship, then throw the captain overboard***

***Meanwhile bsb are still in the recroom when they hear explosions from all different directions, then the lights flash and everyone screams***

Nick: What's going on?!?!

AJ: Damn this sucks.

Howie: *wink, drool* I'm scared..I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!

Kevin: Howie Shut up, okay guys lets go see what's going on.

***They all run upstairs and enter a hallway with two doors in front and behind them. Both of them shut.***

Nick: DAMMIT!!!! HOWIE THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!

Howie: What?!?! *wink* Why?

AJ: because-

Howie: Yeah yeah I know, I'm the gay ugly one.*wink*

Kevin: Shit..HOW DO WE GET OUT OF HERE?????

Brian: You're the smart one.

Kevin: .......

***They then hear the speaker above: "ATTENTION BOAT! PLEASE EVACUATE THE SHIP. WE HAVE VERY LITTLE TIME AND YOU MUST LEAVE AS SOON AS YOU CAN. THE BOAT IS COMING TO A STOP FOR 15 MINS. AFTER THAT IT WILL GO AGAIN."****

Brian: Shit.

AJ: Okay this is bad right?

Kevin: WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE WE DIE!!!!!!!!!

Brian: We have to break the door down with something.

AJ: Good idea Brian.

***They all pick Brian up***

Brian: NO!! NO WAIT I DIDN;T MEAN-

***They go slamming into the door with Brian headfirst and it breaks down***

AJ: woah..it worked. Bri you have a hard head.

Brian: Fuck you.

Kevin: COME ON!!! We have to get upstairs and get off this ship!!

Brian: Easy for you to say. You didn't just get your head smashed in.

***They all run upstairs to see all the lifeboats leaving and the boat starting up again***

Howie: HEY!! *wink* WAIT FOR US!!! *drool*

LifeGuard: Sorry, no ugly troll latinos allowed on the lifeboats.

Howie: ......

Kevin: SHIT. Let's go see who's upstairs. Maybe we can get them to stop the boat!

***They all run upstairs to find 98º***

Drew: OH NO!! THEY ESCAPED!!!

Kevin: Hey...isn't it those guys...wait I know them...ummm....

Jeff: 98 DEGREES!!!!

Kevin: Oh yeah.

Brian: Wow, you guys are unpopular.

Justin: SHUT UP. That's why we're going to kill you so we can have your teeny boppers!!!

Kevin: Shove it, nerd.

AJ: Howie, do your stuff.

***Howie reveals his chest to 98º***

98º: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo

***All of 98º fall down dead, but one of them scampers away***

Kevin: That was too easy.

Brian: *looks over and sees the boat going into an ocean liner*

Brian: Umm...guys.....

Kevin: *Looks* OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brian: woah, kev you said God.

AJ: SHIT!! What do we do?!?!?!??!?!?

***The boat bumps and Nick Brian and Howie go flying overboard***

AJ: NO!!

Kevin: *Looks to see that one of the 98º dudes got away with them in a boat*

AJ: Shit. What do we do now.

***They both look up and see a plane***

Kevin: HEY!!!!! HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AJ: *Takes out a gun*

Kevin: WOAH!! where did you get that?

AJ: I bought it last week..ill signal them.

***AJ shoots the gun in the air, seconds later the plane explodes.***

AJ: Shit.

Kevin: .....

AJ: LOOK! A boat! Hey dude!! Over here!!!

Dude: Huh?

AJ: Come right under us!!!

Dude: Uhh..okay..why?

***They both jump***

Dude: !?!?!?! HEY!

Kevin: *takes the wheel and goes after Nick Howie and Brian.*

***Meanwhile****

***Meanwhile in the boat***

Howie: *wink drool* Let us go!!!

Drew: No. Remember? We have to kill you and steal your teeny boppers. And can you NOT sit beside me? You're drooling on me.

Howie: Oh *wink, drool* sorry.

Brian: Wait a minute.

Drew: What?

Brian: There is three of us, and one of you.

Drew: So? ...oh shit.

***They all Jump him and the boat tips over***

Brian: *Holds Drew underwater until he drowns*

Nick: LOOK! Kevin and AJ are here to save us!

***They pull up beside them***

Kevin: Only cuz we have to.

***They hoist Nick and Brian up and speed away***

AJ: Geez, we've certainly had some adventures.

Nick: No kidding.

Kevin: Shit..I keep thinking we forgot something.

AJ: ....Nah.

***Meanwhile in the middle of the ocean***

Howie: *wink,drool* Guys.....This isnt funny....*wink* Come back! *wink* Hello? *drool*.......

THE END!!!!

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