These Dipshits Never Learn Do They?

Hello bitches.

Innosense is the next door down

What's up?

Obviously not your intelligent rate, huh?

I was just browsing around the internet,

What an interesting hobby you have. May I suggest gimp?

looking for webpages on one of my favorite bands, Nsync,

Golly!

and evidently I cam across you scrubby little hole in the wall site.

Flattery gets you nowhere, dipshit

I really couldn't give a rats ass if you put this on your little page so everyone can see,

actually I want you to put it up there.

What's the magic word?

Well better go.

Sheesh you're in a hurry huh?

Bye!!!!!!

Don't run into any trees!

Look it's Stefany Bass again, she must love us.

To the REAL dipshits,

Oh look

I read what you wrote back to me you stupid ass bitches

It's our dear friend!

and you better not ever call me a dipshit again or I'll kick your ass SO bad there won't be nothin of yall left.

We only report what we see ma'am.

And I DO NOT think that I am better than everybody else I just KNOW im better than yall

Yeah I wish I was twelve and that I could pull off wearing NSYNC t-shirts

and why do you make fun of Chris for wantin to be a phsyciatrist?

Amen for Chris not taking that route. It's scary thinking about patients like you coming to see him.

Thats a hell of alot better than bein whores like yall.

Hey, the money's good.

And LANCE DOES NOT WEAR MAKEUP,HES NOT GAY,AND HIS FAVORITE COLOR AINT PINK!!!!!!!!!!!

And you know this because...?

I should know cuz Im a TRUE(12 year old dipshit minded) fan!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, my bad.

If youre gonna make a page get the facts straight!!!!!!!!

Ok.

I cannot believe how damn stupid yall are oh and my mom dont care if I cuss I just dont like lowering myself to yalls level.

Did Barney teach you how to say that? You can't lower yourself to our level seeing as you are a 12 year old girl and probably a head shorter than us. Dipshit..oops! Damn I called you a dipshit, guess im gonna die now.

Oh and quit with the

This should be good

Lance jokes okay hes damn fine and you know it

And you know he'd also be a great Co Host for The Womens Television Network

and the only reason you make fun of him is beacause you know youll never get him so you act like you dont like him.

So you're acting like you like him so he will want you? Sorry he doesn't want twelve year old snitts who wear t-shirts of his group and write hatemail to "stupid whores" that you do not know. Plain and simple, so get lost little girl

You knnow its true. Oh and I AM A TEENYBOPPER AND AM DAMN PROUD OF IT!!!!!!!

Hence why you are on this section....

Here's someone who doesn't like our language.

Found Under Cardinal Knowledge is what you learn in college

Wow, I guess I get to look forward to that next year huh?

Try taking a few courses

Ok

Or maybe take a course on HUMAN BEHAVIOR or RESPECT

Well just for the record, most of us are either in College or attending it very soon. Unfortunately, we'd rather NOT take the Polka Dot Door course thanks.

I like comedy as much as the next person

The next person on this section will not like our site.

but when you have children who are on the net looking for pictures of NSYNC and BSB they should not have to deal with the street language.

Well they'll learn it someway or another. Oh and I'd like to point out the disclaimers on the front page? Yeah those, for someone who attends college you obviously aren't a bright one huh? What do you think Polkaroo?

Have a nice day....

Ditto

Another dipshit

DEAR WHORES,

Dear dipshit,

I THINK YOUR SITE SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!! IT JUST FUCKING SUCKS!!!! ITS DUMB, LAME, STUPID, UNFUNNY, AND FUCKING GAY!!! JUST LIKE YOU!! YOU ALL FUCKING SUCK BIG FAT HAIRY DICK!

Cool.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU LITTLE LESBO TITI TWISTERS CAN MAKE FUN OF NSYNC LIKE THAT!!!!!

I thought we sucked big hairy dick?

DAMN YOU ALL!! DAMN YOU FUCKING ALL!!!!!!!!!!! IM NOT A FUCKING TEENYBOPPER BUT WHAT IM TRYING TO FUCKING TELL YOU IS

That you're a fucking ignorant pre-pubescent little dickwack who writes in all capitals and repeats herself?

IS THAT YOU ALL SUCK!!!

I was close.

FUCK YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!

We suck big hairy dick, sorry.

YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHITS!! THERE IS NO NEED TO MAKE UP THIS KIND OF CROCK SHIT

Unless you're a "CROCK" with bowels.

0kay, we are going to start adding email address to our hatemail to make this more interesting. Email them with hatemail or put them on your buddy lists if you want!

QSilver98@aol.com wrote:

hey your site is kind of cool but you need to update more often

What the fuck? We update almost everyday?

and you cuss so much that it makes you sound like a 12 year old trying to be cool or something,

We sound like 12 year olds trying to be cool, but you write us hatemail and are being featured on this site having the trademark of a stupid 12 or under teenybopper? And PLUS your email address? Wow, you wouldn't say?

so just save yourself the embarrassment and stop saying dipshit

Save yourself the embarassment and NOT write hatemail. Everyone who likes this site (which is more than half the people that visit) Read what you write and laugh their heads off at how much stupidity is featured. So why don't you go frolic in the fresh snow?

And the line continues...

ladybug300@yahoo.com wrote:

Why do you spend your worthless time doing this when you could be doing something better with your fucking life????

Probably for the same reason you're writing us hatemail. Well wait a minute, we do it out of boredom, you do it out of stupidity. I sit corrected, sorry.

it's pathetic and don't even try to email me back with some fucking comment on what a dipshit I am because

She can't handle the truth...

my IQ I'm sure reaches much fucking higher than

A container of cream cheese?

yours does so don't even try to pull that shit with me.

It's bad manners to play with your shit.

To end this ( you fucking bitches or I could say whores)

You're originality has left me at a loss for words.

have a good fucking life.

What the fuck?

And yet ANOTHER ONE

MeBink@ix.netcom.com writes: (Me Bink? Issues.)

Theherewegocrew has no life they suck ass like this motha fuckin site.

Can you explain how our site fucks mothas?

You have no right to say that your 19 and then go around making fun of 10 and 12 year olds

Like you huh?

they may be younger than you but it's rude and mean and some of the stuff you said on that dip-shit page could have hurt their feelings.

Are you sure your name isn't Sherlock Holmes?

Your the type of people that make our society look bad.

Gee like we give a fuck if we look bad in DipshitVille.

and Im not a teenybopper im 17.

You wouldn't say?

You sure as hell dont act like 19 year olds you act immiture like a 3 year old.

Damn, you're absolutely right..we are just so god damn fucking "IMMITURE" aren't we?

So I hope you consider being a little nicer to younger people who knows they could turn out to be gay-fags with no hearts like you guys.

Gay fags? Pick one, they both mean the same.

HAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA

Issues..I'm telling you...

LuCkY here! The hatemail keeps on coming and coming and coming...

Lorna Tripp at ltripp@totacc.com (any chance she's related to Linda Tripp?) writes:

U CAN JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP NSYNC IS THE BOMB!!!!!!

Oh yes, screaming and cursing REALLY makes us want to stop making fun of NSYNC or BSB. By the way, we wouldn't shut up even if this WAS an intelligent letter (which it is not.)

ESTA LA COCKO!

ˇViva Gorditas!

P.S BITCH!

P.S. There's more than one person running this page, nitwit.

Lorna Tripp decided to write us back:

LOSER!

There's 4 of us, so I think you meant "LOSERS!" Besides, we're not losers like you are, teenybopper.

Ok Lorna, I know you love us...but couldn't you just put all of this in one fucking email?!?

FUNNY!

First you call us all this shit and tell us to shut up BUT NOW you call us funny? You've got some weird multiple personalities, bitch.

Yet some more lovely hatemail...

bandit at allenc99@internetx.net writes:

you need to quit talking about people.

What if we don't feel like it?

ain't no body like you anyway!!!!

Ok...somehow I've amazingly translated that *sentence* and people do like us, believe it or not. We get FAR more nicemail than stupid mail like the one you have sent us.

If Howie saw you

We'd run away screaming?

he would think you were a nasty !!!!!

A nasty what? Teenybopper like you?

Ain't nobody want you anyway !!!!!

Only if you choose to believe so.

IF I SAID IF YOU KNOW JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE

What if I said you don't know proper sentence structuring?

I AM HIS COUSIN

You don't say!

I SHOWED HIM THIS AND HE SAID HE LIKED IT!!!!!!!1

How about you do us all a favor and go back to the third grade.

I (LuCkY) got a good laugh out of this mail!

Scarol4395@aol.com writes:

hey

Yo, wassup?

your obviously ugly and the social outcast nobody likes.

Gee, you figured us out! I think I'm gonna go cry now...yeah right.

so why must you run down great music artists?

Because it's fun? And besides that, they basically set themselves up to be made fun of.

ill tell you why...

And I'll tell you why you're writing this lame excuse for a hatemail...

10. your ugly

10. You're a teenybopper.

09. nobody likes you

09. Your walls are plastered with pictures of Nick Carter.

08. your not funny like them

08. You don't have a sense of humor whatsoever.

07. your life is going nowhere

07. You've finished watching *N The Mix for the 1827309th time in a row.

06. you have no life

06. You have no life.

05. your think your great? WRONG

05. You think you're going to be Mrs. Justin Timberlake

04. did i mention your ugly? well you must be

04. You actually believe that all of *N Sync and BsB are single.

03. you have no talent

03. You like Howie.

02. your gay

02. You wear *N Sync t-shirts....in public.

01. youra freak

01. You're 11 years old and the proud owner of Backstreet Boys tights.

so why dont you get a fucking life you freak

Why don't you get some typing skills?

The originality of this letter just shocks me.

larry7@home.com writes:

you people are stupid!

Oh yes, I'm incredibly stupid with my IQ of 168. Besides, your letter is more retarded than we'll ever be.

Yet another brilliant letter.

bdmk@pacbell.net writes:

you are so mean you know that

You don't know proper punctuation, did you know THAT?

Yet another stupid dipshit who doesn't realize that this website makes fun of both 'N Sync and BsB.

babidoll@swbell.net writes:

Ok first of all I can take a joke

Wow...would you like a doggie treat?

but when you disrespect NSYNC that way it really pisses me off!!!

Then why don't you just go to a BsB humor site instead? Oh yeah I forgot, YOU'RE A STUPID DIPSHIT!

Now I thought the Backstreet Boys article was funny

You know, when you get all bitchy at us and then give us a compliment, it doesn't exactly work too well.

but you don't have to treat NSYNC that way

You're right. We don't have to...we WANT to. It takes away our boredom by dealing with fuckheads like you.

This Website SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But I thought you liked the Backstreet Boys article?

P.S. And if you don't like my attitude,kiss my (teenybopper) ass!

No thank you, I'll just post your email address on our dipshit page instead, since it's so obvious you really belong here.

LuCkY coming at'cha! Can you dipshits try to make these letters a little more interesting? They're starting to get bland.

leticia.caradonna@gte.net writes:

FIRST OF ALL I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY YOUR CRAKEN ON THE BSB AND 'NSYNC CAUSE THERE A REALY GREAT GROUP.

First of all, "craken" isn't a real word. Oh yeah, and since when are BsB and 'N Sync one group, dipshit?

AND I KNOW THE LITTLE WARNING YOU HAD,

Then why didn't you fucking listen to it, moron?

BUT I DONT CARE IF YOU SHOW THIS TO THE WORLD

Well then I guess I'll just have to put it up on this page along with the other dipshits, since you asked so nicely!

BECAUSE IM SURE THERE R OTHER PEOPLE WHO DISLIKE THIS SITE YOU HAVE TOO.

And that's why we have about 3 pages filled with retards like yourself.

ANYWAZ MY POINT IS THAT YOU SHOULD BE DOIN SOMETHING BETTER WITH YOUR TIME

We do it out of boredom, but you're writing this letter out of stupidity.

THAN TO BE CRAKEN

There's that imaginary word again.

ON PEOPLE WHO LOOK ALOT BETTER THAN YOU!!!!!

You might be surprised about what we look like if you ever saw us.

THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY

Oh, you're sure you don't want to add anymore lame comments?

THANX FOR THE TIME

Umm you're welcome?

Howdy, Wheels is back! And with yet a very interesting lil mail here...

YOUR SITE IS SO BAD!!!! BOOOOOO BOOOOOOO BOOOOOOO BOOOOO FOR YOUR SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!! BOOO BOOO BOOOOO BOOOO BOOOOO BOOOOOO BOOO BOO IT SMELLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is she having fun yet?

And another....

You said God's name in vein! this is very bad you should not do this

God damn I guess I did.(No offense to you God, you rule!)


mase_grl@hotmail.com writes:

For your information SEAN from 5ive is wearing that sweater because his father gave it to him and he figures that it is good luck,

Does it bring even more luck when you don't wash it?

soooo please lay off with all the FUCKIN LAME AS HELL JOKES ABOUT IT thanks.

When you say please and then dis our jokes, you are considered stupid.

Get some better "jokes" if your gonna make fun of them.

Well this guy walked into a bar one night...


You need to stop narkin on bsb and nsync ok.

ok.

You also need to stop all the cussing cuz you don't have to cuss to be cool (wanna be)thats all you are.

Uhhh...what? Oh and could someone please tell me what the fuck NARKIN means?

Your nothin but a bunch of wanna bes and BITCHES.

Sticks and stones

Amanda

Wheels

Ps your site sucks big time

PS - so does your grammer structure


Wheels here once again. I think we should boycott BSB and NSYNC until they forbid people with an IQ average less than 80.

kawe@uv.khs.dk writes:

EITHER YOU LIKE THE BACKSTREET BOYS AND SUPPORT THEM 100 % OR ELSE YOU DON´T.

And you have made this a World Wide rule I see?

BUT I GUESS YOU HATE THE BSB OR ELSE YOU WOULDN´T WRITE THAT ABOUT HOWIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well here let's put it this way. We Hate Howie 100%

YOU ARE AN REALLY BIG IDIOT. DO YOU KNOW THAT.

I must congratulate you on such a wonderful job of proving this matter

WE (THE REAL 100% RELIABLE BSB-FANS) THINK YOU SHOULD MOVE/DELETE THE PART YOU WROTE ABOUT HOWIE.

We (The Real 100% Reality living fans) Think you should move/delete your account to net nanny.

YOU ARE DISCUSTING.

Oh yeah? Well Howie is disGUSTing

THE GIRLS FROM DENMARK

So let me get this straight, you rounded up all the girls from Denmark to complain against our site? And if not, since when do you speak for the General Public? I think Communism is getting to your brain.


Hey, Wheels here! This might be the last time I do the hatemail. If so..i certainly ended it off with a BANG.

cece127@hotmail.com writes:

Hi my name is Cece and i just want to know if

No you won't be my playmate, and I will not comeout and play with you.

you did not write that stuff about the backstreet boys

Just to burst your bubble, I did.

why did you put it in your site i hate that because my fav. backstreet boys i NICK

Gee now THERE'S a Surprise.

and in the titanic story nick was gay i dont think that was nice

We didn't either, which makes it fucking hilarious.

he is sooooo cute.

then you two can be jolly friends forever more!

and you had him and brian act like they were boy friends

Thank you but I could go look at that section if i wanted a fucking summary.

but they are not okay.

Ok

nick does not look like a girl

And I guess you aren't a teenybopper, right?

if you have something wrong with me saying this write me back

Already have.


ALHNSYNC@aol.com writes:

that was the gayest fuckin web site I've ever seen.

Cool

You guys in the grow the fuck up.

Uh... I would comment, but I can't understand this dipshit.

get a LIFE!!!!!!!!

Would that be a fuckin life or a normal life?

Wheels here again, Ill be taking over the hatemail officially now so I dont have to keep saying "Wheels here" every fucking hatemail letter. And on to the hatemail..

winter7@home.com writes:

Your website is the gayest thing I've ever seen.

So you're telling me you have NEVER seen Howie Dorough?

You are all probably a bunch of inbred hicks from alabama who have absolutely no life.

Inbred hicks from Alabama? Ya here that Ma? We been found! Better get ma shotgun! WOOEEE....? Um no, if you would have looked in our bios we are all from different places. But ofcourse you're a dipshit and wouldn't know that.

Where the hell did you have so much time to write all of this bullshit?

About as much time as you have writing THIS bullshit

Jerry Springer and a bunch of stories, comments on all the bands.

We're well aware of what we fucking wrote, thanks.

I can't say that I like any of the groups...but whether I do or not, who the hell do you think you are to judge them?

Who the hell do you think you are to judge us? And what the fuck are you doing spending time on search engines for NSYNC and BSB if you don't like them? Can we say MORON?

GROW UP.

I can only grow so fast!

I'm 18 years old and I live in Laguna Beach California.

Uh and we would care because...?

I personally like NSYNC because I happen to know Justin from childhhood.

Oh brother. If you live in Californa, and Justin lived in Tennesee, but then livedin Orlando, can you please explain how you two would know eachother? And then again does he even remember you? No? I didn't think so.

The things you've said about him in your stupid website are way off.

Yeah it's called JOKE

Before you're too quick to label people you clearly don't know,

We've had our experiences, like how you have your experiences with your psychiatrist every month.

you should stop and think about the fact that you are IGNORANT and basically retarded,

Yes we're retarded, that is why we are able to make you look like such a fucking moron so all the world can see. We are plainly just RETARDED.

therefore not qualified to judge ANYONE, especially talented young guys who

Will not be around by the year 2001?

happen to be some of the nicest people I've ever met in my life.

Then you have met some cold hard people.

I hope you realize that humor is a good thing, when it's actually funny and in the right intention.

Yes, take your letter for example...

Bite Me,

No thanks,

Erin (CA)

Wheels (Reality Land)

And another...

CCC10722@aol.com writes:

Sorry but your site was not funny nor was it good.

Sorry but I'm going to have to put you on this section clarifying you are a fucking moron

I find it has:

I find you have:

1) Dry humor

1) No life whatsoever for actually taking the time to write out a fucking LIST

2) tastless pictures

2) Tasteless catagories which make no fucking sense

3) Bad topics

3) No Originality whatsoever

4)No sense to it

5)Stop stealing my catagories thanks

5)It stunk worse than a skunk!

6) No, that would be you..deoderant would be nice...

6)no good spelling!

6) What the fuck? First of all NO GOOD SPELLING is one of the most illiterate fucking sentences ive ever heard of!

7) no accurate information!

7) No comprehension in terms of JOKE

So please don't make another site like that because ya know what

I feel like singing a song

Korn sucks

I need love

Beastie Boys suck

You need love

Rock sucks

We all really need love

you page sucks

All I want

you suck

And All I neeeeed

your humor sucks

We all really need love

and ya know what

What?

i bet you are one of those Blondes that sit in front of the mirrior wishing that they weren't so stupid!

What the fuck? Since when the fuck do blondes do THAT?

Oh and ya know the best thing of all?

Ummm it is still not proven how they get the caramel in the Caramel bars..



Hi

Hola!

Where do you get off making fun of nsync like that

The same place you get off on your nsync posters. In my room.

I can't believe you would say something like that. What do you think nsync will say when they see this

Who the fuck cares? And notice how there's about 3 boybands that we poke fun at..no that word fucking sucks..BASH. 3 boybands we BASH at, not just nsync. And on the real tip, I'd think we'd be in more trouble with 5IVE than any of them.

where do you think your coming from

Reality land. I know, it's a long way from "Dillusional Teenybopper fuckheadsville" but look in the map, you'll find it.

your site stinks

I'd like to know how a INTERNET WEBSITE which is A CYPERSPACE OBJECT would smell? Can you tell me?

Get a life

Guess not

From: Annmarita

From: Whee|s



Excuse me, I'd like to tell you something.

That we are hoes and bitches and that our site sucks?

You're a bunch of hoes and bitches and your site SUCKS!!

Look I'm psychic.

IF I ever see you, I'd smack your face so hard you'd look like Howie!!

The only way that'd be ever possible is if you run my face over with a mack truck about 5 times.

Get a life you whorebags

Ok.