Name: Joey Fatone
Applying For: An All You Can Eat Buffet
Earlier Job: ...Eating.
Why Aren't You Working There Anymore: I ate all their supplies and they went out of business.
Why Do You Think You Should Get This Job: Because I can't afford to pay for my own groceries. Plus I'd rather eat someone else's anyways.
Name: Chris Kirkpatrick
Applying For: A Stand Up Comedian
Job: Making Senseless jokes that no one laughs at but himself.
Earlier Job: On the corner of Orange avenue asking for change.
Why You Aren't Working There Anymore: Because I got beaten up by jocks from the highschool down the street too many times.
Why Do You Think You Should Get This Job: It's either this or K-Mart...
Name: Lance Bass
Applying For: A Spice Girl.
Job: Dressing up in gouchie little clothing and big heels shouting "Girl Power" Hey, not that hard!
Earlier Job: Poofoo, and Miss Teen USA 1997
Why Arent You Working There Anymore: Because Nick Carter beat me out of the position.
Why You Think You Should Get The Job: Because I'm prettier than all the spice girls put together.
Applying For: A job at disney world
Job: Rip Van Winkle
Earlier Job: Sleeping Beauty, but it didn't last since Prince Charming wasn't gay.
Why You Aren't Working There AnyMore: Because Prince Charming isn't sopposed to be gay.
Why You Think You Should Get The Job: Because I can catch a few ZZZZ's and $$$$$'s this way.
Name: Justin Timberlake
Applying For: Johnny's Barber Shop.
Job: Turning peoples hair into Jheri curls like mine! (Hmm..maybe Howie payed a visit....)
Earlier Job: Babysitting my invisible friend.
Why You Aren't Working There Anymore: Because my invisible friend is really hard to start conversation with.
Why You Should Get The Job: Well just look at me! I could make millions turning people into works of art like I am!