I'm Not Straight ( Paula Cole's "I Don't Wanna Wait")


Gather your friends that are bi, and say a little prayer for I
'cause I can't live in a jacked-up life, so i will commit su-i-cide.

Doodooodooo(whatever)

She was a sick bitch, did her mom, did her auntie
and her friends were a bunch of bi's.
they'd always have sick orgies, telling gay/lesbian stories
and had her son come out of the closet? 
oh, would her son be gay like his father? 

I don't wanna date any guys or straight women, 
I wanna know right now what am I?
I don't wanna date any guys or straight women,
Am I straight? a gay?  am I... a bi? 

doodoodooo(dude)

I made her all wet, on her own fuckin bed, tryin to make my dick go in,
then i had that vision. am i gay ssssstill? it's so hard to be straight and fuck her
the years pass by and she gave me a daughter...

I don't wanna date any guys or straight women, 
I wanna know right now what am I?
I don't wanna date any guys or straight women,
Am I straight? a gay?  am I... ohhhhh!!!!

I see him blowin' me in my girlfriend's room,
he's wearing skin-tight tiger skin
my girlfriend got the feelin'... that I was suckin' on her father
soooooo, i had to put it in much deeper, and i never wore a condom
and i just became his father, and his father, and her father
so i guess i'm straight nowwwwwww

Gather your friends that are bi, and say a little prayer for I
'cause I can't live in a jacked-up life, so i will commit su-i-cide.

I don't wanna date any guys or straight women, 
I wanna know right now what is my wife?
I don't wanna date any guys or straight women...

I don't wanna date any guys or straight women, 
I wanna know right now what is my wife?
I don't wanna date any guys or straight women,
Is she I straight? a gay?  is she... a bi?

dude dude dude

Gather your friends that are bi, and say a little prayer for I
'cause I can't live in a jacked-up life, so i will commit su-i-cide.