Are these people drunk, high, or just plain stupid?
My replies will be in bold red, while narration is in bold white. The stupid/drunk/high people's messages will be in bold blue. One more thing, the high/drunk/stupid people's replies have not been edited, but my replies have been expanded since I don't normally like to type much on a message board.
These are what I found on the message boards:
well..um..yea You seem to be thinking a bit slow. spelling is a subject u retard!! Spelling isn't a subject. and no i am not 12!! 12 and a half? 12 and 3/4? and i am not pathetic To be writing such a horrible piece you are pathetic in the eyes of others. and yea u do need to get a life!!! Make up your mind. Yes? No? if all you do isspend yo time makin lame ass hanson siyes then ummm..yea u do!! I've never heard of anyone making 'hanson siyes'. Is that a word in your dictionary? no!! im not 8!! i am 16!! 16 months? If you're 16 years old and have that kind of mentality I truly feel sorry for you. You obviously have a retardation.
The subject heading was: hell raiser lady person.. I'm so happy. I get a subject dedicated to me. =D Apparently she doesn't know how much she can boost my ego. It wouldn't need to be placated for awhile. umm..ok..grammer mistakes?? No, grammar mistakes. You've just made three so far in that "sentence" (I prefer to call it babble). do u think me or n e other hanson fan give a shit about if we spell all the words write on a dumb ass message board like this?? The drunk/high/stupid person seems to think there is a way to measure a fictional place's intelligence. If you want to look like an idiot, then keep writing like you are doing so far. Do you actually think anyone would think you are smart if your grammar mistakes show up frequently? no!! Okay then, keep making yourself look stupid. i happen to get good grades and spelling is my best subject!! If you're that crappy in spelling, I'd like to see you in other "subjects" (by the way, spelling isn't a subject). Also, grades don't mean shit. They don't measure intelligence. Another thing, I happen to be a way better speller than you. (Yes, I do know that there are typos on my site, but few). i dont care if i write correctly on here!! its not like its important!! so you can just shove it!!!!!! :P Okay then, be the biggest idiot there ever was. I won't stop you. It's no wonder idiots like you run amok; your ignorance seems to be the biggest problem.
Here is another one in the same message board. well u wierdo hanson haters need to get a fuckin life!! Since there is obviously no such thing as a "wierdo", you are talking about no one. you can say wutever u wanna say about me n hanson because all u hanson haters are sarcastic dumb ass wierdos who need to get a life.. I feel YOUR sarcasm. You are obviously afraid of facing reality, because your generalization is false. and how do i know that?? You don't know anything. u told me!! in your dumb ass replys!! I never replied about being a "dumb ass", since I'm not. I feel your SARCASM again. so bubye..hanson rules!! you gay ass mother fuckaz! My ass doesn't have a sexuality, and it can't screw mothers.
Here is the same person with a different message.
well..ok. i have to say sumpin to all you gay ass wierdos that have no life so you have to spend yo useless pitiful time hating hanson..they rule!! I'm glad it doesn't concern me. However, I do pity you and your stupidity. hanson rox!! zac is soooooo sexy!! tay has a smile that makes u melt!! Zac is one ugly deformed bitch, and Tay makes me want to puke. and ike has the hottest voice in the world!!!!!!! Sorry, I can't help it if you are aroused by the neighing of a horse. I don't happen to have that problem. so all u hanson haters need to shove it and get a life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cause hanson is da bomb and they rule!!!!!! (She puts a finite amount of exclamation points) Plead for insanity.
This is another one:
I love hanson and u can't stop me from loving hanson I am Hellraiser Lady 666, and I love making fun of idiots like you. U people are just mad becuz u can never be as good as them and you never WILL. I already am better than them. Too late. ,also because al the girls want then and NOT U!!!!! Then not you? What happens next? He not she? So thats all i have to say, I was hoping for a more legitimate answer to why you like them. and if u spend all this time to make the page then you must like Hanson, That's the crappiest logic I've ever heard. You obviously base your theories on pseudopsychology. or y do u spend all this time making on the page well thats all the time I have for you g2g cya. Why do you spend time writing something that won't prove anything? Here is another one:
You guys must have no life to sit and insult some guys who have more money than you. Well, I own a Ferrari and they don't. Also, you don't know anyone online, with the exception of people you have met offline. I know it is your opinion but why make a big deal about it. Why did you just make a big fuss over it? You're a dumb hypocrite. NO i am not Tay's girl, nor am i zac's girl So you're Ike's boyfriend? but i am a close friend and i don't appreciate you insulting my friends. That didn't make sense. You've written it as if I were your friend. would you like me to make a web page about you and your friends because Im sure I wouldn't have to make pics a could probably just find real nasty photos of you! Sorry, I don't post pictures of myself on the net. Anyways, I don't work cheap. You sound like one horny kid who goes on the internet to look at cheap porno. The rest of the person's message was just full of other worthless things.
Umm for all ya'll Howdy. who think they are out there just for looks...think again...you must not have heard them sing! Heard who sing? My parents? im sure they have far more talent that u could ever posess! I could posess people's talent? Sounds fun. They have killer looks but as far as I'm concerned u are jeleous! I have no idea why someone would hit on my parents. You must be another sick bastard. And the reason i love them is the same reason u like any other group or singer..for their music!!!! You're just sick. Do you tape porn or something? So stop puttin them down!! Sorry, I need a golf club to putt.
Here is another weirdo.
YOU KNOW,I THINK YOU'RE TRYING TO ATRACT HANSON LOVERS TO THIS SITE JUST SO YOU CAN MAKE THEM MAD AFTER ALL, Why would an Anti-Hanson site do that if it is meant for Anti-Hanson people? It would only be to piss off idiots such as yourself. TO THE EXTENT OF MY KNOWLEDGE (Which happens to be none) ONLY 2 ANT-HANSON FANS HAVE SIGNED GUESTBOOK OR MESSAGE BOARD. No, there is no such thing as an "ant-hanson fan", so that makes you wrong. BY THE WAY I MYSELF AM A HANSON FAN AND YOU PAGE IS HALF CRAP AND HALF FUNNY CRAP. I never found crap funny. JUST BECAUSE YOU MIGHT MISTAKE THEM FOR FEMALES DOESN'T MEAN THEY ALWAYS READ FEMINIE MAGAZINES. Girls read "feminie" magazines? Is that a new trend? AS I SAID BEFORE, YOU ARE TOO STUPID TOO UNDERSTAND THEIR LYRICS ANYWAY. How can I understand lyrics that have no deep meaning and are too vague? By the way, you are too stupid to write so crappily. IF ANYONE OUTS IN ANY CRAP ABOUT ME I JUST SAY YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME! I want to respond to your note since you show so much idiocy. (She wrote in reply to me:) yes they do to have deep meaning are you are also too stupid to understand it. Listen, Simian person; how the hell can anyone hear what the hell they say? What the fuck does the song, "Mmbop", mean? It doesn't sound like friendship, as you fans say; it sounds like rambling. What the fuck does "Wierd" mean (They can't even spell weird)? The song has only 4 lines that they repeat monotonously. I didn't find it with deep meaning. I am a lot more intelligent than you think, because I am 1) a lot smarter than you 2) educated and 3) have examples to support my statements. I want you to actually come up with a legitimate reason why you like them, not the crap that you wrote.
Another message! Ok Ok Ok! Do you stutter that bad? You guys are sooo pathetic, I swear! Your grammar is pathetic. Ya know this doesn't suprise me..my mom alTayz told me they have many many LOSERS in this world! Did she also tell you not to smoke weed? But the thing that just disappoints me the most is that you jerks are stuck on hating Hanson to where you cant see that (wow!) they DO have talentbullshit and where is your sorry butt in the world today??? Getting an education. I see that you need one VERY badly. Thats IKEZACTly what I thought..ya sitting on your fat loser butt making pages about the HOTTEST BOYS (not to mention sweetest) on the planet!!! I do other things with my time than make pages, like playing drums, hanging out with friends, etc. Sooto me it looks like somebodys just jealous!!! If I were jealous, it would be Bill Gates' money. I don't want to touch those grotesque boys (known as Hanson)' money. Isnt that right???? No. Yeah I thought so! No you didn't. So until I see your loser faces Sorry, I don't have an expression on my face for loser. (eww! that will be the day I die!) Shouldn't you already be dead? on the covers of magazines, I heard they were on the cover of Incest Pedophiles Monthly, June edition or until you have girls crying and screaming over you Sorry, I don't have homosexual fantasies, unlike you. then you should shut up cuz it isnt gonna happen baby!(! a lot of times) If talentless people can do that, then why can't others? And remember altayz.. Can't you spell? It looks like you're trying to spell Altoids. I LOVE HANSON NO MATTER WHAT YOU QUEERS SAY!!!!!! So you're talking about yourself.
Name: Roxy and Courtney How sad. Either a) This person wants people to believe that two people wrote it, or b) They're so stupid it takes both of their brains to write a message. I accept the fact that you have an opinion towards hating Hanson, but don't you think making a page about it is going a bit too far? Should I even give a damn about dumb bitches like yourself? I mean why would you go wasting your time hating something when you can waste your time loving something. Either way, it's a waste of time. I hate being inefficient.
Name: Margaret You have every right to say you hate Hanson. You have every right to hate Hanson. You have every right to say any bad thing you want about Hanson,whether it is true or not (as a matter of opinion or fact). Get to the damn point. But you do not have the right to say that all Hanson fans are stupid and teeny boppers. Yes I do, and so can everyone else. One thing that a person can't do is threaten a human being. Because a) Several adults like Hanson, and how they can be classified as "teeny boppers" is beyond me. It's an ambiguous term, moron. b) I attend gifted/talened classes for the grade above me on a regular basis (I am part of the class) and have been attempted to skip (a grade) several times. How that can make someone stupid is hard to imagine (I am a Hanson fan, have you not figured that out). Apparently you forgot to add that it is the retarded classes. c)Several people, including me, like Hanson for the Music. That is the reason most people like bands. How that can make Hanson fans "teenies" and fans of other bands not is not a case that would stand up in court. Well duh, everyone knows that most people like bands for their music, but the teenies like bands or groups for their looks. Will you ever get that through your feeble mind? d) I am president of an internet club with over a hundred members. It is based solely on Hanson's music, and is guaranteed 100% "teeny bopper"free. I just wanted to add that quote you forgot to put in. I doubt you have leadership skills to run that club efficiently. On a slightly different note 1. It's the Backstreet Boys, not the Backdoor Boys. No, it's the Buttstreet Boys! 2. Interest in Hanson may be dying down in your area, but they are still widely supported. Ick! You sick girl, don't talk about the libido! I never had interest in Hanson. Who are they supported by, other than their lovers (which seem to be none other than their family) and their dogmatic fans. Just because some fnas are in such a hurry to type that thye do not check spelling does not mean that they can not spell It means they're stupid and ignorant. [She writes some unimportant crap] 4. I do not find you High I.Q./Low I.Q. groupings interesting or relevant I thought so. Idiots never seem to find that interesting. A person who does not like Hanson may have been failed several grades and still be stumbling, while a person who does like Hanson may have skipped several grades and still be a straight-A student on top of their work. That Hanson fan sounds like some damn horny kid fucking his/her/its SATs. Then who's got a high I.Q.? That's such a stupid ideology. The Hanson hater could still be a genius while the Hanson fan still picks his ass, looking like a damn Cromagnon. Sincereley, A person who despises cold-hearted prejudices with no factual basis (or even those with a factual basis) What a dumb hypocrite. While you go ranting like a rabbi, learn to spell.
