QUESTIONS ABOUT THE BACKSTREET BOYS: Q. Why does Brian look like a Cromagnon? A.Becuase he is a barely evolved human. Q. Why would Nick's mom write a book about him? A. Mainly because of the fact that he is illiterate and she wants to sell the pictures to pedophiles such as the obsessed fans. Q. Does Kevin have earrings on both sides? A. I'm pretty sure. Anyways, he acts bisexual. Q. How come Howie's got boobs (and cleavage)? A. He injected himself with estrogen, which made his breasts bigger than most men (and some women). Q. Why do they take songs from other groups most of the time? A. Because they lack originality and they don't use the right hemisphere of their brain. Q. Are they actually straight? No, they are homosexuals (except for Kevin, who is bisexual). Q. Why is A.J. such a Dennis Rodman wannabe? A. Because he likes cross-dressing and dying his hair in rainbow colors. Q. When will Brian die from the surgery he had (of his heart)? A. Hopefully, it will be soon. Q. Do they have pubic hair? A. No, but Howie has pubic-looking hair on his head. Q. How many people have they slept with? A. A lot; mostly of the same sex.
QUESTIONS ABOUT HANSON
Q. Why does Isaac have a horse face? A. He had this deformity because his family performs incest. Q. How large are their penises? A. Their penises have not been discovered yet. The doctors had to use a microscope to even see if there was. Q. Why doesn't Zac get braces? A. Because he loves looking like a retard.
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