ONE-ON-ONE INTERVIEW WITH ECW STAR RAVEN
IGNPSX editor takes on Raven in a one-on-one interview and survives... Barely.
By Dave Zdyrko
While at Acclaim Entertainment's press event in Long Island, New York on Tuesday, December 14th, IGNPSX editor, Dave Zdyrko was given the chance to do a one-on-one interview with ECW star Raven.
Raven is 6'1" tall and weighs in at 230 lbs. He's held the ECW World Heavyweight championship and the ECW World Tag Team championship (with Stevie Richards). And, he currently holds the ECW World Tag Team championship with Tommy Dreamer.
Here's how the interview went:
Dave Zdyrko: How long have you been wrestling?
RAVEN: Twelve years.
DZ: Do you play video games?
DZ: How does it make you feel when a sucky game player uses your character and gets his @ss kicked?
RAVEN: I think that my character should be so powerful that even a sucky player like myself should be able to automatically beat everyone else up at the end.
DZ: In this ECW game, you can have female wrestlers take on the male wrestlers, what's your take on that?
RAVEN: I think there should be sex involved. I think there should be hot steamy monkey-love between the two.
DZ: How many different women do you have every week?
RAVEN: Have sex with? Myself?
RAVEN: Umm, depends on the week.
DZ: Well, what's a good week for you?
RAVEN: You know, five.
DZ: How many hamburgers can you eat?
RAVEN: How many hamburgers can I eat? In one sitting?
RAVEN: I don't know…what size hamburgers? Are we talking McDonald's cheeseburgers or Quarter Pounders?
DZ: Quarter Pounders.
RAVEN: Probably two or three maybe. Dreamer can probably eat about 40. I've seen Dreamer spend about $70 at McDonalds. He claims he has a tapeworm. I think he's just a fat ass. Ask Dreamer the same question.
RAVEN: These are really insightful questions. This must be some kind of highbrow site you're running here. What is this for, Academics?
DZ: It's a PlayStation web site.
RAVEN: It's not for Academics? Well, you could've fooled me with the sheer volume of intelligent questions you've thrown me.
DZ: So, what belts do you have?
RAVEN: I own half of the World Tag Team World championship. Did you not do your research?
DZ: No, not really.
RAVEN: Well, you should've done your research. If I 'd interviewed you, I would've found out everything to know about you. Of course I wouldn't interview you, but that's neither here nor there.