Thoughts (basically) going through my head . . . . .
JC . . . . Oh god where do I start . . . . Aack! Gel alert! Now I know why he uses so much! To cover up that MASSIVE bald spot! Oh I am so ashamed . . . . But I still love ya baby . . . .WORDS TO REFRAIN FROM USING FOR A LONG TIME: Cats, Basically, and YUMMAY! Didja notice? Huh? Huh? Oh and umm, his wrists looked kinda loose although he was staring at all the girls’ boobs . . . .
Justin . . . . Aww, poor baby isn’t the star of the show no more . . . . He looked rather young next to all those college people . . . . they probably thought he was a major poser . . . .Oh, and what was up with this:
Joey . . . . Loved the Pretty Fly thing. And, no, you picked “MIAMI” not “MARIAH” by Will Smith (Didja hear that too? Didja? didja?) . . .He lookd totally happy there with all those scantily-clad women
Chris . . . .Probably thinking, Good god I’m so old . . . .Poor guy . . .
Lance . . . .Looking around for his Topanga . . . .Yeah, luv your video pick . . .Foxy Brown . . . .You just HAD to pick the one with the least amount of clothing didn’t you? “When I’m right I’m right, when you’re wrong you’re wrong” Luv that song
Justin . . . .Britney Spears? . . . .He kinda looked embarrassed after that . . . he he he
JC . . . .I think Pretty Fly for a White Guy should’ve been aimed at Justin, seriously. “Well this guy seems pretty embarrassing . . .” Look who’s talking bald boy . . .Oh, and another thing, did you hear when he says “What about them spring break romances? You know, summer love?” . . . . .JC . . . . Spring . . . .Summer . . . .Get your seasons straight
Joey . . .Will Smith . . . .I swear to bob I think he said “Mariah” by Will Smith right before they cut to Lance’s pick . . . .I swear!
Chris . . . .Of course he had to pick that one . . .Mariah’s closest to his age . . .
Lance . . .Foxy . . . .Danielle will get upset, you know . . . . . Oh yeah we really believe you’re shy now . . . .you pervert . . . . .
I think there was some serious hooking up after that thing, If you know what I mean . . . . . Lance was probably somewhere with Danielle Fischel, Justin with Britney, asking her if she was satisfied that he picked her video . . . .JC with . . .some girl with bog boobs . . .Joey with just some girl . . . . . . and Chris with . . . . . .with . . . . .uh . . . . . .someone his age . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Sorry so complicated and screwed up . . .I haven’t eaten in a while okay? (OMG! I’m starting to be like JC!)