Mountianeering Maddeness
The top ten things you dont want to hear from your sherpa
- 1) Squeezes your ass then yells, hey we can live off of tubby here for a week
- 2) Keeps repeating, is it cold up here or is it just me
- 3)Every morning greets the group with, wonder who will die today
- 4) Every 10 minutes, stops and yells, !Ricola!
- 5) Every so often, turns and screams,stop! following me
- 6) First day's preparation devoted entirely to making snow angels.
- 7) Two words: Golf Clubs.
- 8) Keeps using the oxygen tanks to make balloon animals.
- 9) Doesn't worry about provisions, as there's bound to be a Starbucks or McDonald's every half mile or so.
- 10) Can anyone tell me where to go?
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