LAST KNOWN LOCATION:
A little school called JFK,
wishing she was at another school called HUHS,
sitting next to someone in our band room.
IDENTIFYING TRAITS: Is tall, can often be found yelling
and following around someone named Dus*** (happy Nat???)
and hoping to see him everywhere!!!!
VERY KEWL THINGS ABOUT NATALIE: Knows exactly who the cute guys are,
knows and agrees that Hanson is very kewl, has a volume #1, #2 and #3,
(did i say three???), is the one person who completely believes in our
theory of threes and the one person who has this same curse as I do,
has a very kewl ceiling,
can keep a straight face when her certain
best friend drops a camera right in front of a security guard,
can tell her all of my secrets and I can be sure they will never escape,
will wait forever for me to change my homepage that says untrue things.
NOT VERY KEWL THINGS ABOUT NATALIE: will page me and let me know when Hanson is on,
even if I am at school and cannot get to a radio..grrrrr,
doesn't come to ballet every week,
makes me take my sweatshirt off at tap while threatening me with VERY MEAN threats,
and refers to specific people as, "Freak of the Amazon."
is a very good work partner (you start at the bottom, I'll start at the top),
appreciates my late night habits (should I say legs....),
will let me know exactly what she thinks about everything and anything that I am wearing...
(that could be not so kewl),
is the one person who critiques EVERYTHING as much as I do and
believes that it could be just that much better.
and has a date to the formal with a pumpkin man full of candy corns.
has WAY too many matching clothes as me
and often ends up in the same outfit,
seems to forget where things are in her house,
does not have a big enough closet for me to sleep in with comfort,
likes to make kissy sounds in a certain class....EWWWWW!!!!
LAST KNOWN LOCATION: A little town in Cali, trying to escape to anywhere other then here,
IDENTIFYING TRAITS: Is tall, often makes weird sounds,
talks REALLY fast and way too much,
and is often seen imitating some specific cheerleaders old dance movements.
VERY KEWL THINGS ABOUT ALYSSA: Knows a whole lot of HTML codes,
will let me use her for her computer, (as long as I keep my side of the deal... phone??!!!),
likes to take walks to places just south of my neighborhood,
can convince a teacher that we need to get ready for a parade or football game
during her class almost every Friday,
likes to be graceful (hehehehe),
always has raspberries prepared for those stinky people or
should I say stinky person on the bus ride home,
and makes her will say that I get her puter!!!!!
NOT VERY KEWL THINGS ABOUT ALYSSA:
Made my mom have a carphone bill of $80.00 for 40 mins.... (hehe we didn't know),
uses me for a certain phone in the middle of wal-mart,
does not like to go to Wal-Mart when it is crowded,
has 2 funky dogs and a funky cat, (j/k Teddy Bear, I'm sorry :(.....)
LAST KNOWN LOCATION: A supermarket in Cali, not very far from her house.
IDENTIFYING TRAITS: Is short, often takes her friend in specific paths while running through the band,
wears fur, (as long as she is not twirling fire)
and often refers to herself as a 24-7.
VERY KEWL THINGS ABOUT AIMEE: will help me follow around certain fellow band members
(but, of course, I often return the favor),
is the one person who enjoys Wal-Mart as much as I do on a Friday afternoon,
is and always will be a 24-7,
will wear tons of ribbons just to make me happy,
wears fur- but not while twirling fire baton,
shares my weird habit of liking to practice by the band rooms back door,
has a very kewl white ribbon on her backpack,
likes to convince herself how hot it is when it is really freezing outside,
was caught on TV doing a cartwheel,
always brings me everyone else's rejected Hanson magazine stuff,
has a purple baton bag that rocks,
likes to dress like me- stripes and corduroys~~~~they are kewl.
NOT VERY KEWL THINGS ABOUT AIMEE: likes the sleeves on our uniform, (okay, they do make us look nice and sparkly),
ends up wearing corduroys almost everyday other then twirler corduroy day,
has a very kewl computer with lots of fun gadgits,
is often two against one- against me.
LAST KNOWN LOCATION: A small Cali town, sitting on the grass observing and critiquing every car that drives by,
IDENTIFYING TRAITS: Is blonde, has a back pack with a very kewl white ribbon on it
and is often caught and prosecuted for wearing corduroys
on non-corduroy twirler days.
VERY KEWL THINGS ABOUT BRANDY: will wear tons of ribbons just to make me happy,
will twirl fire- even if she doesn't completely agree,
is and always will be a 24-7, knows what it is like to be stalked,
does not mind Me and Aimee's weird habits like practicing behind the bandrooms back door,
likes the idea of our uniform not having sleeves,
has a very kewl white ribbon on her backpack,
keeps paging me even if I don't call back,
buys very kewl birthday ballons during lunch.
NOT VERY KEWL THINGS ABOUT BRANDY: ends up wearing corduroys almost everyday other than twirler corduroy day,
takes my USA camp sweatshirt and keeps it for half a week,
makes me make late night Wal-Mart runs for socks..(j/k i was already going).
LAST KNOWN LOCATION: A football field somewhere inside a small little town, talking about someone whos name happens to be in my pagers name.
IDENTIFYING TRAITS: Is medium in height, does not really mind Thursday night practices,
very often sings a song that goes, "If you could only see..",
and has a secret that no one knows other then me......
(Hmmmm secret no one knows)
VERY KEWL THINGS ABOUT LEIA: knows what it is like to be stalked,
is the first person to sing that little song,
is a very kewl line leader person in the first set of our field show,
gets balloons during seventh period delivered to her class.
NOT VERY KEWL THINGS ABOUT LEIA: has a cousin who is not so kewl (j/k).
LAST KNOWN LOCATION: Some little town up north that no one can pronounce, till he got dragged here.
IDENTIFYING TRAITS: Is a semi-short freshman,
knows a lot about spanish because he took it at his other school,
and has a crushed can cat on his front door.
VERY KEWL THINGS ABOUT CHRIS TOPHER: He "helps" people on their spanish work,
He disses all the weirdoes he hangs out with,
Can make the Pumpkin Man do the moonwalk,
Lets Marissa and I rollerblade to his house at weird hours.
NOT VERY KEWL THINGS ABOUT CHRIS TOPHER: Lies to his spanish class friends
about what he REALLY does on the weekends (ie: the boy scout camping trip on November 1st)
says "WHAT???" with a funny hick accent (which is not all bad),
is in the ASB room 24/7
always has pizza which he is never willing to share,
mooches doughnuts off of people at break,
Lies about his friends that don't really exist,
Pretends that his inflatable ex-girlfriend was real,
steals PVC pipe at pizza places.
