So if you want to eat,bring a lunch, want a drink?
Bring a Big Gulp
You want to use the bathroom? Either wear depends or hold it! don't matter, your in the air and we have your cash!
Your Drive to the Resort
Upon your arrival at Ontario International Airport, you will be greeted by our Limo Staff, they are the best we could get for minimum wage.
You will be driven in our top of the line limo, were you will be pampered like you never have been before.
With a little bit of luck, you will make it to our resort with minimum breakdowns, detours, carjackings or unexpected detours.
Our Friendly Staff
Your will feel like your in another world (third world actually) when you arrive and our friendly and eager staff will be ready to help you make your stay the best that they can make it.
All of our staff has been trained and selected for their specialties, some even speak English! We do hear some are even in the U.S legally!
