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HELLO ALL MY GROUPIES ------ROTFL!!!! Oh you ARE gullible aren't you!!!!! LOLOL Your kind just entertain me so! Look, I know your just visiting (for a now) but I just gotta tell you..LOL...we've had some foolish people down here, but you just take the cake!!! ROTFL! I remember that one time when those people almost had you convinced about giving your life to God....and then...LOL...and then...LOL...*holding sides and laughing*...LOL...then we got you to drink too much that one evening when you were having that pity party of yours (which we all enjoyed so much!!) and we actually got you convinced through doubt and guilt that you had no hope!!!! That Jesus didn't love you!! ROTFL!! How could you have been so ignorant?!!

I mean, I had to learn the bible because of that awful time I was the angel of light. Imagine that! Me?! An angel of light and working for the almighty Himself!!! LOL! Well anyways, it amuses me how God can put all the instructions in a book plain as day for you to learn from, tell you the way to an eternity with Him, and then even warn you about ME!!! And still....Look at you!!! Here with me!!!! Oh if I didn't hate everyone and everything I'd actually love this!!!! It's just so amusing!!! Your almost as much fun as it was when I decieved Eve!!!! ROTFL!!

Well don't just sit there looking all shocked and dumb like! You knew the deal didn't you! You just didn't want to listen! Well come in and say hello to everyone! I'm sure there will be allot of people you recognize!!!

ROTFL! This is so amusing!! Your not actually going to get to see people and chat with them here!! Your going to be isolated in complete loneliness! No comfort, no family, no friends! No one to turn to for help! The only thing you will be aware of is the ongoing torment! I really shouldn't be telling you all this but it's just so amusing! You were forewarned!!!!! God tried to tell you over and over again in his bible...but you wouldn't know that would you?? ROTFL!! We did a pretty good job keeping you so busy all the time and full of excuses you never had time to read the bible!!! Well here is some of what you missed: Matthew 25:30 And cast ye the unprofitable servant into outer darkness: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Everlasting punishment bud! That's fun for me! NOT for you!! Yeee Hawww!!! Matthew 25:46 And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal.

Just ignore that little bit about "righteous into life eternal"...by the time you get here (to the real thing!)...you can forget about that! You'll have missed your chance! There will be no turning back! And don't even bother trying to beg and scream your way out of here (which I enjoy ever so much!)and then suddenly decide to actually try to pray with all your heart! It will too late when you get here!!! You'll be seperated from God forever!!!!!(That's quite a long time eh?) ROTFL!!!

2 Thessalonians 1:9 Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power; What a party eh!!!???? LOL! Well come on! Let's keep moving! We have REAL people coming in and I don't want to miss their initial suprised look when they first enter! Hurry up!!

Hey look at what I found! An old memory of Eve! That was such a hoot!!!! And, remember that time when that Moses fellow (boy what a pain he was in my side!) was told by God to throw down that rod and it would turn into a snake!!! And then remember what happend after that!!? ROTFL!!

Exodus 7:11-12 Then Pharaoh also called the wise men and the sorcerers: now the magicians of Egypt, they also did in like manner with their enchantments. Exodus 7:12 For they cast down every man his rod, and they became serpents: but Aaron's rod swallowed up their rods.

That was me!!! My doings!! Yup! I can perform miracles too through other people!

Timothy 1:9 Who hath saved us, and called us with an holy calling, not according to our works, but according to his own purpose and grace, which was given us in Christ Jesus before the world began

You had read that verse and began understanding that God had a high calling for you if you would accept His grace, but I used that 'friend' of yours to convince you that you could get into His kingdom by good deeds alone!!! LOL You fool!! You even began volunteering for more jobs in the church so that you could earn your way to God!!! Even when that pesty little Sunday school teacher showed you this verse:

She almost had you convinced and just when you were ready to call out to God and truly believe on Him and confess Him as Lord and master of your life, you got interrupted by that phone call with the bad news about your job!!! I'm good aren't I? LOL! You were so close! But we took care of that and got you angry at God and blaming it all on Him!!!! ROTFL You've got to admit - we just know which buttons to push on you! I'm always roaming around and looking for my next victims! Job 2:2 And the LORD said unto Satan, From whence comest thou? And Satan answered the LORD, and said, From going to and fro in the earth, and from walking up and down in it. The Valley of Hinnom was a place that was ued for human sacrifices to false gods. It later became a place where all garbage and sewage of Jerusalem was dumped. It had a fire that continually burned consuming all of it's wastes. Everyone of Jesus's day was aware of this ongoing fire. An area of death. Where nothing grew and the fire never stopped and the smell was potent.

When Jesus described hell to the people he referenced gehenna as an example. When the people compared gehenna to the hell that the unrighteous would be cast, they clearly understood the terrible suffering that the wicked would undergo. Well anyways, not like you'll get any rewards from me for it when you get here or anything, but I just wanted to tell you to keep up the great work your not doing on Earth!!!! LOL! Hey, if I'm gonna be thrown into the lake of fire and God will defeat me just as His word says (and everything else has come true with 100% accuracy) then I might as well enjoy myself while I can!!!! Right? I mean, misery loves company and hey - I am miserable!!!! And it just tickles me to know when you are miserable too!!! Well here are some pointers for you and some lies to spread around! Some are pretty tricky so they will really blow over the weak ones who aren't rooted into the word!!

This one usually always works!! Tell people that you are saved through your works!! That they have to earn God's love!! *laughing and holding sides* You know these are the funnest! When they come here they are just soooo shocked! As if like DUH it wasn't obvious!!! LOL!! You should listen to them yell! *in a mocking voice* "Lord, Lord, but I went to church and I sang to you and I always prayed when I was in trouble! I got involved in all the potluck suppers and bingos and didn't I serve potatos to the needy that time? Isn't that enough?" ROTFL!!!! It's always fun to remind them that they are only saved through believing and not of their own actions or good works because NONE are righteous!! LOL Boy does that blow them away!!!! (awesome screams too!!!)

Speaking of prisoners...lol....tell people that the bible tries to confine there lives so they can't have any fun!! Tell them that they are in bondage when they trust Christ! Make sure to entice them with drugs, alcohols, parties, sex, and every kind of immoral thing you can think of! Heck, add some more lies of your own!! Get creative! (Get in touch with your "higher self"!!! ROTFL!!!!! I just KILL me!!!) LOL

Target in on families. The more we can disrupt the concept of family, the better!! Kids go astray, adultery almost always comes in, and all the disruption only begins!!! *rubbing hands together* You know, I even hear that now people are marrying animals and marrying of their same sex!!! That's great!!! If we can confuse God's word enough, I'm sure we can get more to follow!!!! So aim at families! By the way - we have found the best way to influence them is through TV. It works great!! Try it!! You'll get a kick out of it!!

OK, well that is enough for a now. Glad you dropped by! Come back when you can stay!!! ROTFL!!!!!!! Hey, maybe I'll even let you jump in the lake of fire first!!! LOLOLOL!! Ta Ta my little miniature antichirst!!! LOLOL!!!!!

YES i WAS SO CLEVER WHEN I CREATED THE WICCANS A BUNCH OF SILLY WOMEN WHO NEED TO BE IN CONTROL OF MEN -AND THIER MEN WHO NEED TO PLAY WITH MAGIC LOLOL!!! AND THESE SILLY PEOPLE FELL FOR IT - IT MAKES ME PROUD!!! THEN I STARTED THE SATANIC CULT DENOMINATION - THEY THINK THAT SATAN IS NOT THE FOUNDER OF THIS SATANISM - LOLOLO! THEY ARE SO BEGUILED - ALL THIS AND SO MUCH MORE IS KEEPING THEM FROM THE REAL SALVATION THAT IS OUT THERE - AREN'T I GOOD? THEY DON'T CALL ME THE PRINCE AND THE POWER OF THE AIR -FOR NOTHING !!!

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