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Beavis
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REAL NAME: Beavis
PARENTS: Mother of Beavis and either Chester Lyle, Lewis Rumson, or
Lloyd Gimler
FRIENDS: Butt-head, Stewart Stevenson (only when he has something
cool), and Todd (he wishes)
JOB: Cook at Burger World
HOBBIES: Watching videos on the couch with Butt-head, couch-fishing,
cow-tipping, making fun of Daria, replacing Burger World food with
assorted creatures (mouse burgers and french flies), spanking his monkey,
setting things on fire, fire, fire, fire!!!!(sorry, got carried away), talking and
dreaming about chicks and their big thingies, listening to cool music, and
killing poor defenseless insects.
MARITAL STATUS: Single....forever (never gonna get any).
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Butt-head
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REAL NAME: Butt-head
PARENTS: Mother of Butt-head and either Chester Lyle, Lewis Rumson,
or Lloyd Gimler
FRIENDS: Beavis, Stewart Stevenson (only when he has something cool),
and Todd (he wishes)
JOB: Clerk at Burger World
HOBBIES: Watching videos on the couch with Beavis, couch-fishing,
cow-tipping, making fun of Daria, replacing Burger World food with
assorted creatures (mouse burgers and french flies), choking his chicken,
stealing and using Anderson's tools, talking and dreaming about chicks
and their big thingies, listening to cool music, kicking Beavis in the nads,
holding the remote control and killing poor defenseless insects.
MARITAL STATUS: Single...forever (but he dreams of doing it with
thousands of chicks)
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Daria
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REAL NAME: Daria Morgendorffer (but Beavis and Butthead call her
diarrhea)
FRIENDS: Some nerdy people and teachers
JOB: None
HOBBIES: Studying, paying attention, making fun of Beavis and Butthead,
reading boring magazines, taking notes, being on the honor roll, being
smart and being called Diarrhea.
MARITAL STATUS: Single (but will probably marry some successful
nerdy guy)
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