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The Main Characters
Stan Marsh: The generally sane and normal one of the
group. He normally brings them together for
the positive message at the end of every
episode. Has an older sister Shelley
Kenny McCormick: Has the misfortune of dying in almost every
episode. His family is poor but thankfully
the neoprene ski jacket smothers his foul
Kyle Broslofski: Being Jewish in South Park means being
lonely and depressed at Christmas but has
his fun taunting Cartman. He has a younger
Eric Cartman: A little too sensitive about his weight, to
which he believes is because he is big
boned, and the dysfunctional family
provides the ammunition for the taunts he
Les Claypool: Welcomes us to each episode with that
southern style jig.
Characters at School
Chef: Working in the school cafeteria gives him a
good opportunity to help the boys with
their problems, and often with a song about
hot and steamy love. He apparently gets a
lot of this.
Mr.Garrison & Mr.Hat: Teacher of the third grade and the class the
boys attend. Often dominated by Mr. Hat
his hand puppet, he is a very
Wendy Testaburger: The smart-ass in class but not necessarily
the teachers pet. Nausea gets between her
and Stan being an item.
School Counselor: Helps with the mental health, see? In a calm
and rational manner, ok?
Ms.Crabtree: The schoolbus driver, always cranky and
Pip: Annoying British third-grader.
Ms.Ellen: Temporary relieving teacher
Principal Victoria: The unseen head of South Park Elementary
The Cows: South Park Elementary's mascot and general
Sounds-Hold Shift and click on a sound link to download it.Videos and more sounds are coming soon!!
Kenny drinking gas
Gun in 'nam
Bitch, get in the kitchen!!
Of course I want Cheesepoofs!!
Speaking of poundin' ass...
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