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This page is only used for jokes and other odd things I find on the net.

Here is a very cool ford joke...... A man pulls up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "if you get in,I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking. The man then said "Come on get in the car with me and i'll give you two lollypops." The girl kept her eye's on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you a whole bag of lollypops!" Finally the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the ford, YOU ride in it!!!"