Welcome to my Ask TWW page! We finally got a letter! Read on: Dear TWW, I know you ain't no Hibernia Beach or dear abby (thank God) so I'll just ask you for some advice that comes from the teen heart. First my love life. F--- it! I have none! I mean, I like this girl but she keeps avoiding me and keeps putting me off. She likes the class mascot for God's sake! So, what should I do? Next, my obsession. F---- that too. Well, my friends don't really agree in my obsession with 'horror' movies. Maybe I do overdo it, but... that's just me... so what should I do for this? Help, Ab - I mean TWW. oh yeah, hibernia broke up. f----ing howard stern. first raggin' on peewee herman, now this! Signed I choose to remain anonymous. Dear Anonymous: Thanks for the letter. Thank you, first of all, for cencoring your obscenities. On to your questions. It is perfectly normal for a man of your age to have crushes on women. Maybe she is putting you off because she has feelings for you too. As for the mascot, well, maybe we better just leave that alone. Next, your obsession. I don't know you, so I can not really answer this question. I will try my hardest. If you like something, keep on with it, just try not to overdo it like your friends may say you do. For instance, I enjoy music, but does that make me obsessed? NO. Just because you like something never makes you obsessed, unless, of course, you like it too much, again, as your friends say you like horror movies. Now, Hibernia Beach Live was the show that inspired this section, so I am sad to see that go. I will try my hardest to keep on with my Ask TWW section, even though I have no more inspiration in HBL. Signed, Chris "The Writers' Writer"