9. You scan the newsgroups on your crusade to defend Bill Phillips's honor.
8. Every supplement you use is from EAS.
7. You rather shower at the gym than go home.
6. You started your gym membership this past January.
5. Claimed you gained 20 lbs from plant sterols.
4. You bought a case of transdermal amino acid cream.
3. Went shopping for leotards and you're a guy.
2. You are the loudest in the gym, but using less weights that everyone else.
1. Your name is Bill Phillips.
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