The Jolt Master is probably one of the most easy-going characters you'll ever meet in Rhy-Din, along with being one of the most eligible bachelors. A self-proclaimed "party animal extraordinaire," he certainly doesn't have to strain himself to make that known as the truth. If he doesn't have a can of Jolt Cola in his hand, he's got a beer. If not a beer, then maybe one of the ladies that frequents the Star's End Bar (or wherever else he happens to be drinking and enjoying the scenery), but if nothing else, he makes it a point to have a good time.
Jolt's biography is an interesting one, certainly unique amoung Terrans. He was born New Year's Day in 2569 and seems to have led a normal life of any happy little boy who was an only child. Although, he would seem to be destined to lead an interesting life due to his first name alone. Jolt Masters is his legal name and has had it since about 2-3 years of age. According to him, the name came from an uncle (actually a close family friend) who was visiting his father. He happened to be drinking a Jolt and gave some to the young boy. Jolt really took to the cola and has been called that ever since. Unfortunately, he doesn't know what his name was before that and neither do his parents.
The Jolt Master moniker came many years later after he graduated from college and started working for the Jolt Cola Megacorp. Within a couple short years in Galatic Sales, he managed to sell his product to the entire planet of Despaci. He was awarded Salesman of the Year, then Salesman of the Decade. He was called that name at the ceremony and it had stuck ever since. And with such impressive sales, he was able to retire in the next month and has been living off the residuals since then. Some of the finer details regarding this planetary sale are unavailable due to the ongoing litigation that was leveled against Jolt by the Federation for violating the Prime Directive. As of this writing, the trial has been going on for almost two years now. So far, he has been successful in "fending off" the Federation.
Sadly, with this ongoing trial, he hasn't been able to get to his usual hangouts and enjoy life the way he wishes to do so. But he can be seen once in a while in the realms. He could be trying to recruit some new members into the Order of the Crimson Star. Perhaps you'll see him serving a drink at the Asmo Strip Club or even having a drink of his own at the Star's End Bar. If he's not out enjoying a drink or the "bunnies", he might be at his apartment in the Tech Sector of RhyDin with his calico, Princess. This, of course, is provided that he can get into his apartment since the media has been camped out there for as long as the trial has been going on.
If you happen to see him, come on over and say "Hi!" No doubt, he would appreciate the company.
