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"Ode To Garg Chat"

(filk to "The 12 Days of Christmas)

by Jade Griffin

6-??-99

  1. "You can’t have that handle; change it please." (Hudson)

 

2.) "Llama licks! Yuck!" (Shade)

"And you can’t have that handle. Change it, please." (Hudson)

 

  1. "3 quarts of Smurbil Juice!" (Batya)

"Llama licks?? Yuck!" (Shade)

"And you can’t have that handle. Change it please." (Hudson)

 

  1. "Ha! Gotcha, Newbie!" (Mahret)

"3 quarts of Smurbil Juice!" (Batya)

"Llama licks! Eewww…" (Shade)

"You can’t have that handle. Change it. Please." (Hudson)

 

  1. "Gooo seeee my paaAAAAaaage!" (Jade Griffin)

*splat * "Gotcha, JG!" (Mahret)

"3 quarts of Smurbil Juice!" (Batya)

"Llama licks!? Uuuugh…" (Shade)

"You gotta change that handle. And could ya gimme a new line?" (Hudson)

 

  1. "6 gargs a-flirting!" (Pragtora)

"Gooo seeee my paaAAAAaage!" (Jade Griffin)

*splat! * Gotcha again, JG!" (Mahret)

"3 quarts of Smurbil Juice!" (Batya)

"Llama licks! Get the aniceptic…" (Shade)

"And I’m still waiting over here…" (Hudson)

 

  1. "Attended in spirit!"

"6 gargs a-flirting." (Pragtora)

"Gooo seee my paaaaage!" (Jade Griffin)

*splat * And another one! Heh.." (Mahret)

"3 quarts of Smurbil Juice! Mm!" (Batya)

"Llama licks! Medic!!" (Shade)

"What’s the deal here!?" (Hudson)

 

  1. "Hey, I should be sleeping!"

"Attended in spirit!"

"6 gargs a-flirting." (Pragtora)

"Gooo see my paaage!" (Jade Griffin)

*splat! * "What’s that, ten now?" (Mahret)

"3 quarts o’ Smurbil Juice." (Batya)

"Ugh… The drool!!" (Shade)

"And stop spamming me, dangit!" (Hudson)

 

  1. "Uh.. The rafters are sagging…" (Tagar)

"Hey, I should be…"*yawn *

"Attended in spirit!"

"6 gargs a-flirting!" (Pragtora)

"Gooo see my Paaaaaaage!!" (Jade Griffin)

*splat! * "And another!" (Mahret)

"Smurbil Juice!!" (Batya)

"Llama… slobber." *shudder * (Shade)

"Okay, now I’m gettin’ pretty darn mad…" (Hudson)

 

10.)"Ack! Help! It’s got my leg!!" (Lex)

"Um.. The rafters are sagging…" (Tagar)

"I should be… sleeepng……"

"Attended in spirit!"

"6 gargs a-flirting!" (Pragtora)

"Gooo see my Paaaaaaage!!" (Jade Griffin)

*splat, splat * "Had enough?" (Mahret)

"3 Quarts of Smurbil Juice?" (Batya)

"Giddoff me, Llama-boy!!" (Shade)

"Hey, are you listening to me??" (Hudson)

 

11.)"11 Newbies faq’ing!"

"Bad couch! Haalp me!!" (Lex)

"The rafters are SAGGING!!" (Tagar)

*zzzzz zzZZZzzzz/ snort/ snore *

"Attended in spirit!"

"Hey, baby >:P" (Pragtora)

"Gooo see my Paaaaaaage!!" (Jade Griffin)

"Well… Just one more." *splat! * (Mahret)

"Uh, What’s a Smurbil?" (clanner to Batya)

"Ugh… I need a shower." (Shade)

(Jade Griffin) "Okay, okay!" (Hudson) "Well, it’s about time!"

 

  1. "12 nights of jello, tapioca pudding, chocolate truffles, spoons, deformed gummi bears, sugar, cake, toasters, strawberries, gerbils, llamas, ducks, pies, icecream, whipped cream, oreos, cheese whiz, soda, jujubees…"

"11 Newbies faq’ing!"

"Now it’s got both my legs!!" (Lex)

"Timbeerrrrrr! Ha ha ha hahaha!" (Tagar)

*asleep mumbles * "Just five more minutes, mom…"

"Attended in spirit." "You, too?"

"Hey, that’s MY man!!" (Pragtora)

"Gooo see my Paaaaaaage!!" (Jade Griffin)

"’K. I’m outta pies here…" (Mahret)

"What?? I’m supposed to drink it?!" (clanner)

"Could somebody get me a towel?" (Shade)

*singing line as if bored * "And you can’t have that handle, change it please. NOW can I go home??"

~Good Night!~