They've got the dreads, the face paint, the Hanson shirts$B)(J Not to mention the ear-piercing screams and annoying posters. Why, they even speak in 'Hanson Language' with words like Otay and Ike-Cream. Yes, it's the attack of the Teenies. They not only have a habit of attiring Hanson wear to Hanson concerts, but they also have a very annoying habit of screaming nonstop during them too! Not only is it very annoying for the people that are there to LISTEN to Hanson perform live, but it must also be hard for Ike, Tay, and Zac themselves who probably can't even hear themselves play, much less think. Now, I'm sure they're very thankful that they've got such caring fans who go through so much trouble as to write all over themselves and wear cute little shirts with their faces plastered across some girl's chest, but sometimes Teenyboppers can get dangerous. You're thinking, "No! Teenyboppers? Dangerous? But I thought that that was exactly what they were! Teeny! How can they be dangerous?" Well, they shove, they push, they elbow, they trample, they smother, and to sum it all up, they're very strong people. Don't laugh like I think you're doing, I'm serious. Imagine if Taylor or Ike were to lean over the stage and touch some of the audience's hands and they all happened to be Teenies, why, they'd yank the poor boys off the stage and our dear keyboardist and guitarist would be lost in a sea of Teenyboppers. Yikes! Anyway, I'm not saying that I hate Teenies or anything, I'm just saying that everybody, not necessarily just Teenies, shouldn't do any of the above, please don't cuz you can really hurt people at Hanson concerts. I mean, people go to their concerts to have fun, right? And if you shove and smother, and, blah, blah, blah, no one's gonna have fun cuz everyone's gonna have someone's hand or elbow in their face. =) No, not very fun indeed.
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