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>>>>> Yo mama's so fat, her picture takes two frames. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through >>>>> the wall. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she could sell shade. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she puts mayonaise on aspirin. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she gets runs in her jeans. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when she was walking in her jeans I swear I smelled >>>>> something burning. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of >>>>> her. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, her ass has it's own congressman. >>>>> Yo mam's so fat, she shops for clothes in the local tent shop. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning >>>>> lights went on. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the circus she sees the big top and >>>>> asks "Where can I try that on?" >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the circus she takes up all the >>>>> rings. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he >>>>> told her to move her fat ass out of the way. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her >>>>> peanuts. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, the animals at the zoo feed her. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when your father mounts her, his ears pop. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt >>>>> cheeks. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she plays the interior line. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when she wears heels, they're flats by the >>>>> afternoon. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The >>>>> coast is clear." >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up in sections. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, her college graduation picture was an aerial. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, her yearbook picture is an aerial. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on >>>>> other side." >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when she put on some BVD's by the time they reached >>>>> her waist they spelled "BouleVarD." >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when she auditioned for a part in "Indiana Jones," >>>>> she got the part as the big rolling ball. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu, and >>>>> says "Okay." >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they >>>>> said "Sorry, we don't do curtains." >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a >>>>> menu, she gets an estimate. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to >>>>> roll off, I was still on her. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his >>>>> word for it! >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she's got Amtrak tattooed on her leg. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, >>>>> she couldn't identify them. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, we got her in the drive-in free by dressing her as a >>>>> Chevy. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she went on a light diet... As soon as it's light >>>>> she starts eating. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she went on a seafood diet... Whenever she saw food >>>>> she ate it. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she could go a week without eating and still not >>>>> lose weight. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings >>>>> time. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she's half Indian, half Irish, and half American. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my ass on >>>>> the lightbulb. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, if she wears fishnet stockings, they'd better be 50 >>>>> pound test! >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she has her own area code. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk >>>>> dud. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome >>>>> back party. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when I was done I rolled over, over again, and I was >>>>> still on top of the bitch. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group >>>>> insurance! >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each >>>>> timezone. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat n black, she jumped in the ocean and they thought she >>>>> was an oil spill. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and >>>>> defense. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, her nickname is "Damn." >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, your daddy had to roll her in flower and look for >>>>> the wet spot. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she broke her leg and gravy dripped out. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she DJ's for the ice cream truck. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to >>>>> "Get the fuck off." >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it said "Please >>>>> step out of the car." >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 she was on a scale. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when she gets on the scale it says "To be >>>>> continued." >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says "One at a time, >>>>> please." >>>>> Yo mama' so fat, she's moving the Earth out of its orbit. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, no one can talk behind her back. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, I gain weight just by watching her eat. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she's got her own zip code. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her >>>>> as a new world. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she can't reach her back pocket. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she can't wear Dazzey Dukes. She has to wear Boss >>>>> Hoggs. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when she comes down the stairs she measures on the >>>>> Richter scale. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she even orders >>>>> "Thank You, Come Again." >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she eats biscuits like tic tacs. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when yo father fell in love with her he got lost. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when she swims, she leaves stretch marks on the >>>>> swimming pool. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she leaves stretch marks on the bathtub. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when she fills up the tub, she fills up the tub. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, >>>>> and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us! >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that >>>>> rock?" >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she has to pull down her pants to get into her >>>>> pockets. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she has more nooks and crannies than a Thomas' >>>>> English Muffin. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she has to buy two airline tickets. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she eats pumpkin pies like Skittles. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she has to grease her hands to get into her pockets. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she has two stomachs: One for meat, one for >>>>> vegetables. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she jumped for joy and got stuck. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as >>>>> big. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, NASA orbits satellites around her. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, NASA is going to use her to fill the hole in the >>>>> ozone layer. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, Seattle, >>>>> NY. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, I saw her in New York, and when I told my friend in >>>>> LA, he'd seen her too. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she looks like the Stay-Puff marshmallow man on >>>>> steroids. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she sat on the corner and the police came & said >>>>> "Break it up!" >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a dollar and made change. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she has to get out of the car to change gears. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she shows up on radar. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just >>>>> said H d. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned >>>>> out. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she uses hula hoops to hold up her socks. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxi-pad. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she uses a pillow case as a sock. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she wears a VCR for a beeper. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she went to a Chinese Restaurant and ordered a 40oz. >>>>> of gravy. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she has 48 midnight snacks. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she can't tie her own shoes. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she eats cereal out of a satellite dish. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when she walks down the street everyone yells >>>>> "Earthquake!" >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when she walks down the street, you can hear her >>>>> hips saying to each other "If you let me by, I'll let you pass." >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when she volunteered to clean cages at the zoo, >>>>> people walked by and said "Look at the elephant!" >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, the highway patrol made her wear a "Caution! Wide >>>>> Turn" sign. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she sat on an Oreo and unlocked the magic. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, they had to baptize her at Sea World. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she jumed in da ocean and the whales started singing >>>>> "We are family!" >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when I have sex with her I have to slap her ass and >>>>> ride the wave in. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, they changed my Physics book to say "What goes up >>>>> must come down, except Yo mama." >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee >>>>> jumping. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she bungee jumped and went straight to hell. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge >>>>> too. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she uses blanket as a washcloth. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when her beeper went off, people thought she was >>>>> backing up. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the beach, little kids yell "Free >>>>> Willy, Free Willy." >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when she backs up she beeps. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she plays pool with the planets. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she's taller lying down. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, the only thing she can fit into at the clothing >>>>> store is the dressing rooms. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when she fell down the stairs, she rocked herself >>>>> asleep trying to get up again. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, they had to install speed bumps at the all-u-can-eat >>>>> buffet. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she pulls up a chair to an all-u-can-eat buffet. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the >>>>> house. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, you could go swimming in her bra. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, on a scale of 1 to 10, she's a 747. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she has a greater gravitational attraction than a >>>>> black hole. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she uses the carpet as a blanket. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when she wears corduroy pants, the ridges don't >>>>> show. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she made Richard Simmons cry. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, even Richard Simmons laughs at her. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a red dress people yell "Hey Kool-Aid >>>>> Man." >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people call her >>>>> "Taxi!" >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, kids think its the >>>>> school bus. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a purple sweater people call her >>>>> "Barney." >>>>> Yo mama is so fat, when she sits in a chair, the rolls on her legs, >>>>> cover her feet like a blanket. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag >>>>> her ass back in the water. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket >>>>> across Lake Michigan. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, and you're so poor, when she comes in your house the >>>>> tires pop. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she don't know wether she's walking or rolling. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when I tried to fuck her I didn't know if I was >>>>> hitting the hole or a roll. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when my dog went to fuck her he had to peel too many >>>>> fat rolls and said "Fuck It." >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when she fart the whole planet came out. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look anerexic. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, her car is made of spandex. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, we're inside her right now. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, one day when she got in a fight the person fighting >>>>> her got lost in her. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people >>>>> thought it was American Airlines biggest jet. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, if she were an airplane, she'd be a jumbo jet. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, one day she was lifting up her rolls and a car fell >>>>> out. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a >>>>> pair of shoes. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, >>>>> they have to install speed bumps. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she can't stay on a basketball court for three >>>>> seconds without getting called for a key violation. >>>>> Yo mama so fat that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, all the chairs in her house have seatbelts. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, she smells like bacon at 90 degrees. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, and her back is so crooked, when she lays >>>>> down...people say "I didn't know we had mountains." >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when she travels, she's gotta make two trips. >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, they call her "Big Fat Ho." >>>>> Yo mama's so fat, when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch >>>>> marks. >>>>>
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