Humorous Poems
Humorous Poems
A friend may kiss a friend goodbye
A bee may kiss a butterfly
The morning dew may kiss the grass
But you my friend may kiss my ASS!
I was here and now I'm gone
I left my name to turn you on
Those who knows me know me well
Those who don't can go to hell
Smells like fish
Taste like chicken
Plug your nose
and keep on licking
Little biray in the sky
Drop some white wash in my eyes
It's okay, I won't cry
I'm just glad that cows don't fly
Boys are mean
Boys are vicious
But their kisses are
delicious
A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum
But a kiss ain't
a kiss without a tongue
If all the boys lived across the sea
What a good
swimmer [name] would be
Roses are red
Violets are blue
The tighter the jean,
the better the view
Roses are red
Emeralds are green
You must weigh more,
than a washing machine
Roses are red
Daffadil's gold
If I were you,
I would scrape off that mold
[Main PaGe]
