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Humorous Poems

Humorous Poems

A friend may kiss a friend goodbye
A bee may kiss a butterfly
The morning dew may kiss the grass
But you my friend may kiss my ASS!

I was here and now I'm gone
I left my name to turn you on
Those who knows me know me well
Those who don't can go to hell

Smells like fish
Taste like chicken
Plug your nose and keep on licking

Little biray in the sky
Drop some white wash in my eyes
It's okay, I won't cry
I'm just glad that cows don't fly

Boys are mean
Boys are vicious
But their kisses are delicious

A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum
But a kiss ain't a kiss without a tongue

If all the boys lived across the sea
What a good swimmer [name] would be

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The tighter the jean,
the better the view

Roses are red
Emeralds are green
You must weigh more,
than a washing machine

Roses are red
Daffadil's gold
If I were you,
I would scrape off that mold

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