What do you call...this website? A sh*tload of laughs!
What do you call...this website? A sh*tload of laughs!
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- What do you call a man in the middle of a bull ring?
Gord.
- What do you call a man in a tiger's cage?
Claud.
- What do you call a man with three eyes?
Seymour.
- What do you call a man that gets sucked into a meat grinder?
Chuck
- What do you call a man that gets sucked into a meat grinder in a sausage factory?
Frank.
- What do you call two men with no arms and no legs involved in car accidents?
Call them both Rex.
- What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hot tub?
Stu.
- What do you call a man with no arms and no legs next to a hole?
Doug.
- What do you call a man with no arms and no legs next to a barbeque grill?
Chuck.
- What do you call a man with no arms and no legs ringing the doorbell?
Clever Dick.
- What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the bathroom floor with his mouth open?
John.
- What do you call an Irishman thrown against a wall?
Rick O'Shay
- What do you call an Irishman sitting on the veranda?
Paddy O'Furniture
- What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
- What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
Doug.
- What do you call a man with a rabbit on his head?
Warren.
- What do you call a man with a car on his head?
Jack.
- What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the pool?
Bob.
- What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the porch?
Matt.
- What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
Russel.
- What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the fireplace?
Burny.
- What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mailbox?
Bill.
- What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the wall?
Art.
- What do you call an arm and leg hanging from a wall?
Another piece of Art.
- What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs on the wall?
Kurt and Rod.
- What do you call a man with no arms and no legs waterski-ing?
Skip
- What do you call a man with no legs and no arms in a hole?
Phil.
- What do you call a man with no arms on a stage?
Mike.
- What do you call a man with no arms and legs in a box with his arms and legs?
Kit
- What do you call a man with no legs below the knees?
Neil.
- What do you call a woman with no legs?
Noleen.
- What do you call a woman tied up at the jetty?
Maud.
- What to you call a woman with no arms and no legs in a flood?
Flo.
- What do you call a woman who always knows where her husband is?
A Widow.
- What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs on a beach?
Sandy.
- What do you call a woman on a grill?
Patty
- What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
- What do you call a Chinese woman with one leg?
Irene.
- What do you call a blonde dying her hair auburn?
Artificial intelligence.
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