Ya'll wanna hear some redneck jokes?

• If everyday someone comes to your house mistakenly thinking you are having a yard sale, you might be a Redneck.
• If your dog passes gas and you claim it, you might be a Redneck.
• If a sign reading, "Say 'NO' to Crack!" reminds you to pull up your jeans, you might be a Redneck.
• If you go to the family reunion to meet women, you might be a Redneck.
• If you've ever sold your car for gas money, you might be a Redneck.
• If you think the "6 to 12 lbs" on the side of the pampers box means all the diaper will hold, you might be a Redneck.
• If your mom has ever ran out of the bathroom and said "hey ya'll come look at this before I flush it!" you might be a Redneck.
• If you've ever eaten froglegs outside of a fancy restaurant, you might be a Redneck.

• If everyday someone comes to your house mistakenly thinking you are having a
• yard sale, you might be a Redneck.
• If your family tree does not fork, you might be a Redneck.
• If you think a bug zapper and a 12 pack is quality entertainment, you might be a Redneck.
• If you consider dating your cousins as "playin the field," you might be a Redneck.
• If you've ever named a kid after a good dog, you might be a Redneck.
• If you drove to elementary school, you might be a Redneck.
• If everything you won at the fair is hanging in your rear view mirror, you might be a Redneck.
• If you've been married 3 times and still have the same inlaws, you might be a Redneck.
• If going to the bathroom at night involves finding your shoes and a flashlight, you might be a Redneck.

• If you've been on TV more then five times explaining what the tornado sounded like, you might be a Redneck.
• If going to the bathroom at night involves finding your shoes and a flashlight, you might be a Redneck.
• If everyday someone comes to your house mistakenly thinking you are having a yard sale, you might be a Redneck.
• If your richest relative buys a house...and you have to help take the wheels off of it, you might be a Redneck.
• If there are 4 pairs of jeans and 3 squirrels hangin from your closeline, you might be a Redneck.
• If you own a homemade fur coat, you might be a Redneck.
• If somebody yells "ho down" and your girlfriend hits the floor, you might be a Redneck.
• If going into town requires a full tank of gas, you might be a Redneck.
• If your wife's hair has ever been destroyed by a ceiling fan, you might be a Redneck.
• If you've ever stabbed the back of someone's hand while they were reachin for the last piece of chicken, you might be a Redneck.

• If you think the stock market has a fence around it, you might be a Redneck.
• If somebody yells "ho down" and your girlfriend hits the floor, you might be a Redneck.
• If going to the bathroom at night involves finding your shoes and a flashlight, you might be a Redneck.