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PiCK-uP liNES!!

Some proven pick up lines for guys!

1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
2. You're so hot, you melt the plastic in my underwear.
3. Would you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
4. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
5. The word of the day is "legs". Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
6. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
7. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
8. Nice shoes...wanna fuck? (my personal favourite!)
9. Your daddy must have been a baker, cause you've got a nice set of buns.
10. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
11. If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
12. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isN"T yer name sally/bob?
13. I like every muscle in your body....especially mine.
14. [grab his/her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
15. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
16. Can I have directions? [to where] To your heart.
17. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
8. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
19. Do you know what would look good on you? Me.
20. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
21. How about you and I go back to my place and got out of these wet clothes?
22. [tap your thigh] You just think that this is my leg.
23. Say, that's a nice [dress, outfit, article of clothing] Can I talk you out of it?
24. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
25. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?

Rejected pickup lines ;-(

GUY: I know how to please a woman
GIRL: Then Please leave me alone

GUY: I want to give myself to you
GIRL: Sorry I don't accept cheap gifts

GUY: May I see you pretty soon?
GIRL: Why? Don't you think im pretty right now?

GUY: Your hair color is fabulous
GIRL: Thank you, It's on aisle 3 at the corner drugstore.

GUY: You look like a dream
GIRL: Go back to sleep

GUY: I can tell that you want me
GIRL: Yes I want you to leave

GUY: Hey baby! What's your sign?
GIRL: Do not enter

GUY: Id do through anything with you
GIRL: Let's start with your bank account

GUY:May I have the last dance?
GIRL: You just had it

GUY: I would go to the end of the world for you
GIRL: Yes but would you stay there?

GUY: Your place or mine?
gIRL: Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine

GUY: Is this seat empty?
GIRL: Yes and this one will be too if you sit there.

GUY: What's it like being the most beautiful woman in this room?
GIRL: What's it like being the world's biggest liar?

GUY: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
GIRL: Yeah. That's why I don't go there anymore

Hehehe.. well i thought it was funny!! so LAFF!!! hahahaaha!! =) anyways!

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