Greetings and salutations, my name is Tim Van Boening, I'm 19 years old. My page has been up for over two years now, and I hope you enjoy it. But, in the unfortunate chance you or your family doesn't like my page, I don't really care. Goodbye...

The Souls Who Admit To Knowing Me -updated November 23rd, 1999-

Just a Taste Of My Meaningless Ramblings. -last updated November 23rd, 1999-

All About The Author Of Oz -last updated November 23rd, 1999-

Albums Of The Week sometimes -updated when I feel like it-

My Evening I Didn't Meet The Smashing Pumpkins -and the evening surrounding it-

Want To Be My Everything?

Hello Peoples, I decided I would post me on Tim's Page. Sorz Tim, I couldn't help myself. Hehehe. Well, alla you guys have to do two things while you are here. Number One: Sign Tim's Guest book and, Number Two: Go to my page and Sign my guestbook. Ok? Be a good boy or girl and do those things for us two best buds, would ya? Go on, it can't hurt ya! Well, Bye Bye for now!
Toodles!
Luv Sher*

*Tim V.B. Inc. and Co.Ž didn't give permission for this ad campaign of "Sheridan's Almost Homepage", a homicidal maniac posing as Sher put this shameful ad on my page. Tim V.B. Inc. and Co.Ž does not endorse this product, it's author, nor the page of whom it's refering to, thank you for you're patronage, please, enjoy your stay here at Timmy-o's CasaŽ, home of the $7.00 El CrappoŽ Burrito.

Sincerely,

Tim Van Boening, President of Tim V.B. Inc. and Co.Ž, and Curator of "Timmy-o's CasaŽ"

Please sign my guestbook, or e-mail me, telling me what you like, or don't like, what I need, want to talk, or if you have a good recipe for chicken and spinich quiche, cause I'd sure love to know, don't cha know!!!

Veiw The Ones Who Signed My Dreambook
Make AMark Of Yourown In My Dreambook

View the Old, crappy guestbook...alot of cool folks have signed it=)

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Your Host...Tim

This is how it's like here in good ole' Palmdale, Californy!

The Boy Genius

-a hush falls over the Peanut Gallery-
"....ooooo...." the people say amongst themselves. "Is it real?" the children ask their parents. "Yes, but don't touch anything" the parents tell their children.

The mad boy genius who created all of it rubs his tired eyes and cups his hands to his ears, the vocal responce of all the people's words overtake him. The boy genious is suddenly overcome with laughter, manical laughter. Laughter fills the ears of all who look at his work, they stop and look at him queerly. The boy genious stops his laughter, looks at all of them triumphantly.

Again, a hush falls over the Peanut gallery....no sound, no motion, just the people looking at the boy genius.

Then, in the back of the theatre, a little child utters a tiny sentence, "I like it here, it's warm and nice", and begins to laugh at his own echoed voice.

The people look at the tiny child lovingly. They once look at the boy genius with warm eyes. Then the silence that was once there is lost...the people begin to clap in riotious applause....

The boy genius just smiles, and bows...

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Links that make you feel bad you're not them

Angelfire- The Place For Swingin' Websites Baby!!!!

Sheridan's Almost Homepage My other friend's page, real cool!!!!

Lauren's Website, Take A Look!!!

Kristen's page!!! GO TO IT!!!!!!

=rwa= The Rebel Weezer Allience- I love Weezer, so I'm linking them!

Highlands Foursquare Church...MY CHURCH!!! I have a Page on it, Great Music, GO TO IT!!!

The Best In Guestbooks!

Robin's Webpage-My friend's site, real cool, it has a rubber ducky on it!=P

Tooth And Nail Records My favourite music label, so go and tell a friend about them

I HATE LUCY It's my brother's Friend's Webpage
THE COOLEST WEB PAGE IN TOWN

-Last Updated November 23rd, 1999-

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