Janet Reno:

     Take a good long look at the pictures...do you notice anything
suspicious.  Perhaps you may have noticed that THEY LOOK THE SAME!
There is something strange going on, I call it the Gates/Reno conspiracy,

     So what is the connection between the sickeningly wealthy CEO of 
Microsoft and the Attorney General of the United States?  Could this
whole fiasco between Microsoft and the Department of Justice be a front
for something entirely different?  Something sinister and evil?

     Think about it for a moment.  What if Janet Reno's full name is 
Janet Reno Gates?  What if she is the MOTHER of Bill Gates?  It might be
true, after all look at the facts:
-They both look very similar, wear similar glasses, and have the same
annoying hair cut.
-They are the right age to be mother and son!

     But there is another, more terrifying theory!  What if Janet
Reno IS Bill Gates?  He/She could just be taking another step closer to world
domination by becoming the attorney general.
-Have you ever seen them together in the same room?  Most of the pictures just
show one of them at a time.  Besides, look at Forrest Gump, pictures can
easily altered and manipulated to show something that didn't actually
happen.
-As you can see in movies, make-up can totally change one's appearance,
easily enough to account for the differences in looks.
-Just LOOK at them, the similarities are to great too ignore.

     What is he/she/they up to?  What can we do about this? These are
questions that deserve answers.  Write your congressperson today, demand
more information, you have a right to know.