"I know we're gonna uncover what's sleeping in our souls..." How do our brains come up with these things?
I was in this huge shopping mall - it was rather futuristic and had tons of escalators in it. It was really white and drab... rather like that video for The Universal by Blur. Everyone was gathering around the centre court, mumbling about "the concert". I had no idea what was going on, really. Then, all of a sudden I heard Oasis playing. Now the trick in this shopping mall became finding WHERE they were playing. The dream dragged on longer as I ran around looking for the band. I was going up and down all these back stairwells and taking all these escalators, and getting quite frustrated! All the while, I could hear the band playing but I didn't know where they were. (Psychoanalysis leads me to believe that this sense of frustration in finding the band stems from my own frustrations I have getting to see Noel every time I go see Oasis!) I ran into Terry and Kevin, Oasis' security and they told me where the band was.
I finally found the band, they were under this stairwell playing with a few little amps to a few old ladies, Liam singing his heart out and looking a picture. Except there was one problem. Noel was no where to be found. Suddenly, all my friends were there with me, and we looked up to the ceiling. This is the bizarre part.
Coming down from the ceiling on this big fluffy cloud was none other than the chief himself, Noel Gallagher.
Except there was one problem. He had gigantic angel wings and he was totally naked. My friends and I were all laughing our heads off, and Noel was looking down at us (keep in mind he had angel wings and was NAKED) and saying "Wha? Wha?" like this was no big deal.
I think it's time for a 
!!!
And another one
My friend Stephanie was over that night MTV aired Oasis:All Around the
World, and just before bed we chatted on how cute Liam and Noel are and then
I fell asleep...Stephanie and I were in London because I distintly
remember seeing Big Ben, any ways we were walking down a street slightly
large row houses when a gray and white cat jumped out of a trash can. The
cat had a tag that read "Tibbs Gallager, 6770 Keatly Ave on it. Coincidently
we were walking on Keatly and the home was just a few blocks ahead. So we
went to return the cat to the owner. Well almost there a man starts running
towards us. "Maybe he's just joggin," I said to Stephenie. As the man came
closer he slowed down and I couldn't believe my eyes, it was Noel
Gallager!!!!!! HE shouted Tibbs as I hand him his cat. He thanked us for
finding his cat and invited us for tea at Supernovia Heights!!!(In real
life that would have been pure estacy, am I right?)Once we were there he
made us tea and talked about his cat at first then his Mam and lastly the
band, while Stephanie and I were hanging on every word. Noel and I chatted
about something when the bell rang, Noel got up to answer it and came back with Liam behind
him looking so calm and sweet(And as gorgeous ever) He came over to hear a
new song of Noels. They allowed us to watch as Liam sang and Noel played his
guitar. Stephanie and I were about melted when they were done. Then Meg and
Patsy came in and seemed very upset of us being there(I remember a nasty
face she made)They told Noel to shoo us out. Noel aked where we lived. We
said on the east side. He said it was to far and offered to drive us
home. Noel and us chatted as Les(is that his drivers name?)drove Stephanie
and I home.
Days later two backstage passes arrived in the mail for Oasis' Manchester
concert the one to be aired on MTV!!!!! Happy happy Joy,joy!!!!!!
From Mary
In my life time, I have only had three dreams about Oasis...sad,
innit? Anyway, the first one consisted of me sitting on a green fence,
that was supposed to be the ground, and watching the one, the only, Noel
Gallagher, who I just love and adore, riding a red, antique-looking bike,
down a grassy knoll....get it? "Knoll" and "Noel"? ha ha, well any way
then suddenly I'm on my friend's porch, and it's raining pure hell
outside. Then, as if that wasn't wierd enough, I'm in a poxy, year-old,
brown Caravan, sitting in the back, and who is sitting right next to me?
NOEL! There he is, talking to a reporter saying that me and him aren't
going out 'cause we're just good friends. I'm sitting there, thinking,
dammit! Were at the bottom of a snowy hill, right, so someone, and I
think it's Liam, rolls someone down the hill in a aluminum trashcan, I
think it was Guigsy....and then...I woke up.
and another one...
I'm in a classroom full of people I don't know except for a dude in
black and Liam Gallagher sitting in the front. He's sitting there, like
he's been sitting there for all his life, correcting a test! How wierd
is that?(Katherine-very wierd!)
From "dapples"
My dream is the wierdest one on here. Mine starts out like this. I love the
Beatles(infact more than my beloved Oasis) and this dream begins with
them. They were filming a movie and Oasis was in it too. Paul McCartney was
singing 'Penny Lane' while John Lennon and George Harrison were chatting. I
was in my dressing room at the time rehearsing my lines when George walked
in. He called me Noel!! So I was confused, I mean I'm not Noel but after I
walked onto the set everyone called me Noel. The set was some french
restaurant scene where I was to be sitting with George and some bird. Then
I was to kiss her!! I refused telling everyone I wasn't Noel. Everbody sort
of thought me strange a bit. Then the director was called onto the set and
it was Noel with this thick mustache!!! By then I started to flip out.
He asked what was going on then Liam was doing all this cussing telling him
I'm mad and all that. A white van came and took me away to a bedlam I
guess, though I don't recall any kind of straight jacket. I was put in a
cell with John Lennon who had blonde hair. The next thing I know I'm back
at the studio and I'm the bird Noel was going to kiss. So in the end of
this utterly strange dream, I got snogged by Noel !!! Quite funny innit? Too
bad I don't remember how good he was if at all!!
From "Cloudburst"
Cloudburst was coming home from school. That day she decided to take the
long route home which was along side a railway. The strange was when she
got home her house from the inside was a train station! There were strange
people walking all around with no sign of her home. She walked up to the
only person who wasn't moving, the train ticket seller. To her surprize it
was Liam in small little hat selling tickets. For some reason she bought a
ticket to Manchester(she's not sure). While sitting in the train she saw
the rest of Oasis sit down in front of her(facing her she says) like they
weren't famous or nothing. Being a dedicated Oasis freak she asked for
their 'John Hancock', but they didn't even look up to answer her. So she
asked again but still they didn't look up. Mad, she got up and sat down in
a different place in the train. As soon as she sat down there Oasis was
again just like before. Clouburst was confused and left to another part of
the train and again the same thing happened!! Happily the train stopped and
she got out.
Walking down an unfamilar street Cloudburst heard from behind her some
people shouting. When she turned around she was shocked to see it was all
of Oasis running at her screaming for an autograph. So she ran farther down
the street 'til she couldn't hear them any longer. Strange thing was is that
Cloudburst was back on her street heading home. When she got inside she saw
Liam again but no people. He was sitting on her floor drinking out of a
bottle!!!!!
From Dennis
The funniest Oasis dream I had was me and my best friend Alyssa walked into
my grandma's house into the living room. When we got into the room we saw Liam and Noel sitting on the
couch except Liam was like around 4 years old and Noel was like around 9 years old and we had to help my
grandma baby-sit. We talked to them for a little while and then played some games with them. After awhile we
went out into the kitchen for a snack. Then Liam said, "I want a cookie!" and then grabbed a cookie from the
plate. Everybody else had a cookie and then Alyssa and I left.(Katherine-really in touch with their inner child aren't they? *hehe*)
From Sueli
I was at my school and at the stage of the school, there was Oasis
playing and anyone at the crowd of friends singing a song. Just me and my
friend, then the Math teacher was next to me and she had a gun. When
I saw she was going to shoot at Noel I jumped in the direction of the gun and I was dying. Noel appeared
and said that he was happy cause I saved his life. He said that he didn't have the words to say. Then he took
me to the hospital and I recuperated. He said he would write a song for me. He was about to kiss me when I woke up.
From Martha
About mid-September when marching band was just getting started, I had a
dream about Noel and Liam. Well it started with me just getting home from a
compatition and I was looking for my dad. I started by going up the street to
the cultisac but instead of there being a ct. it was like a total battle field. There was
a row of adults just staring into this field and alot of them were crying.
I asked one of them what was going on and all they said was "They arr never
coming back." When I looked back at the field all of these children were
fighting. Some kids were wearing blue the others red. B vs. R. Anyway, I
started walking into the field and as I looked back the kids
disappeard and a trailerpark was there. I walked into one that I belived my
dad was in and there was my dad(but playing my dad was Noel! My dad Noel,
how cool). But anyway, he told me to go practice my trumpet. So I walked
off to another trailer and there was my band teacher but again it was Noel.
This time he yelled at me to practice my trumpet. When I walked out the
door I was laying on the ground in front of my second period class . I was
verry dazed and I could not stand. I saw two of my best friends walk into
this class room and then turned around and looked at me. I saw in the
back of the room Noel and Liam. They were both telling me to get up and
help them. I tried to get up again but when I tried this man appeared and shut
the door to the class room. Right then the hole room blewup and I went with
it. All I saw was red and then I was awake. Pretty wierd right?(Kath-I'll say!)
From Jesse
Me name is Jesse and I'm a boy and I'm not gay, but yes, I did have an Oasis
dream. I can't remember very well, but here goes: I went to an Oasis concert
with my friend, Tony. Oasis were performing on stage and everyone was out of
there seats going crazy over Oasis. But me and Tony were in the aisle doing
flips and and stuff cos we were very happy. It seemed so real cos like the
people were jumping up and down and waving their arms. But then I
woke up. It was a short dream, really, but it was awesome.
From Cristina
I was at the airport and for some strange reason and I saw them. First I saw Liam in a
jacket similar to the dykwim one. I gave him a hug and then I did the same
with Noel. I ended up going back to their hotel and we hung out like the
whole day. I can't remember what was said, but we had some drinks, etc.
That's pretty much it, the 2nd one is better.
here's the second one...
I was at their concert and I was kinda far away(not on the floor).
It was out in the open and it was daylight. I was standing pretty much so
I could see Noel and he was rockin' out on guitar and all that good stuff.
There was no transition (which happens in a lot of my dreams), but all of a
sudden Noel was in my dorm room, laying on my bed, and I was sitting in the
chair at my desk. I still can't believe how realistic this dream was.
Anyway, we talked for a while and then there was a knock at the door. It
was Liam! He came in and they were both on the bed, just sitting there, and
we all had a great time. Talking, joking, etc. Then I was like "hey
guys, before I forget, can I take a pic of y'all?" and they agreed. So I
took a pic and Liam had to go. Again, it was just me and Noel talking
endlessly about who knows what (I've completely forgotten). Then finally
he said he had to go. I was like, "damn, ok..." He gave me his number and
I gave him mine just in case he was ever gonna be in the U.S. again (mainly,
TX). He gave me the best hug ever and then I walked him to the door...for
some reason I didn't walk him to the elevator(which is what you normally
do with guests). OK, this is the funny/sad part:When I woke up the next
morning I was getting ready to go to work and I was REALLY happy about
having met Noel & getting his number. About half a second later it hit
me...it was all a dream!!! I felt like such a dumbass for thinking it was
real, but damn, it felt good thinking something like that had happened.
From Kalio
The London Escape From The Killer Cancer Epidemic:
(teehee nice title, eh?) Okay sooo I've always wanted to go to London, of
course so I could stalk Noely! ;) So in my dream me and my mum and dad were
in London on a vacation (I noted the absence of my pesky younger brother,
*evil grin*). We were sitting in a resturant in downtown London right by the
window and I was gazing out on the street just checking out the little shops
and such and I noticed this guitar store called Sugar. For some reason I
remembered it as a place that Noel shopped. So I asked mum if it would be
okay with her if I went over and had a look and she said sure. I got up and
started across the street and down the sidewalk when you know who walked right
past me! So I caught up with him and asked him for his autograph but he didnt
answer me and turned into that Sugar store. So I waited a few minutes
somewhat hurt that he ignored me. Then I followed him in and asked him again
for his autograph. So this time he said sure! He told me he had ignored me
outside because if he'd started signing summat there would be a huge mob
around him before he got to even finish it and I'd never get anything back.
Awww how sweet of him! But it gets better hehe :) Then I started crying
because I had nothing for him to sign and Noel said "awww dont cry, here look"
and he went and bought a guitar, signed it and gave it to me! ahh!! Then I
hugged him and my mum and dad came in looking for me and Noel sorta vanished
and my mum had bought all these Beatles/Oasis books for me...BUT before this
dream, I had had a dream that there was a contagious killer cancer epidemic
going on in my small town of West Milford, New Jersey...so when I was holding
my Noely guitar and my beatles and oasis books I was thinking "oh this is too
good to be true, I'll prolly get that cancer and die tommorrow...".
And lastly
The Moss Dream:
This dream is my mate Amy's personal favourite. It all started when I walked
into this huuuuge gray, damp parking garage and almost got run over by John
Lennon in a cream coloured rolls royce. He got out and said hi to me and we
got to talking a little so I followed him inside. Once we got inside, I
noticed that the building had a striking resemblance to Borders Books and
Music, only that cds and books were all cluttered and mixed together on the
wooden shelves. So John Lennon sits down on a stool at the end of one of
these shelves and begins carving what looks like a totem pole type design in
the wood. So I sit down next to him and talk to him about Oasis, and I start
looking through the shelves and find a couple of Oasis books, but they're not
the sort of books like Getting High or anything. They're those little pocket
cardboard ones we all had when we were 2 or 3 years old. So anyway, John
tells me its time to go and we get up and I follow him down a long corridor.
I stop and look to my left and there's another room, gray and damp sort of
like the parking garage but a lot smaller. And there's Noel. He's got a huge
pile of moss next to him, and he's taking clumps of it, dipping it into a
dirty puddle on the floor, and throwing it into another pile on the other
side.(Kath-????????) So I sort of waved to him but he was so hard at work that he didnt see me so
I just kept on following John...and then I woke up :) (Kath-Oooooookay...*lol*)
From Sarah. Visit her kick ass website here.
I've had 2 noel dreams. The first one was on July 1, 1997. We were White Water Rafting. (I've
never been in reallife). It was me, Noel, and some other friend of mine
who I couldn't remember when I woke up. Noel was a family friend of my
friend Samantha. When we were rafting, we were going really fast and I
was scared so I had my eyes closed for several hours. After awhile I
opened my eyes and I saw the friend that had been in the raft was on
the banks. She was shouting that there was an intersection and to go
right and that we would see a dinosaur. So me and Noel (he was
paddling) got scared. Noel said (quote) "No ancient old 60 million
year old dinosaur will stop us!" and that the water would get rougher
and I should put my arms around his neck. I was like, uh, okay! Then I
thought that this would be a really special thing to remember so I
should look at what he was wearing so I could remember and he was
wearing a wet green tshirt and green swim trunks. The giant dinosaur
looked like a big smake and it came up out of the river. It grabbed
Noel and let go and grabbed me. Then me and whoever the friend was and
Noel were in this big room. Noel was Noel, but he wasn't. He looked
and acted like him, but he had a new york accent and he was a Jewish
boy named Jesus.(???) We were playing these special Jewish arcade
games, I don't remember how the games had a religion...and then the
snake thing came out of the electrical socket and we were all trying
to kill it. Samantha drove me home but we had just turned 13 and she
was having trouble driving. I found out that Noel was my mom's
friend's husband's brother. But the husband was named David (his real
name is Emory). That is the first one.
And the second...
The second one was on July 13, 1997 (I keep a dream journal, okay!?!)
We were in school, but it was elementry school. We were in my 5th
grade teacher's room. Fiona Apple and Noel Gallagher were in my class.
It was an English class. Noel had long blond hair and looked like
about 15 yrs old. Fiona looked like herself. Then this girl in my
school came into the class. I opened the door and she told me to give
the note to Noel Gallagher please. I said Noel's in 8th grade, not
7th! She was like this IS 8th grade! I was like oh yeah! I forgot!
(this was the summer between 7th and 8th grade)
From me! Oookay, so some of you have had some pretty f---ed up dreams there *hehe*
I thought I'd share a few of mine:
I'll start off with a Noel dream. This one's pretty vague. I had it a while ago, but
I remember being at MuchMusic(sorta like MTV, only better!) and sitting
in their window.(Canadians will know what I'm talking about. The big windows surrounding the
building.) Noel was in front of me, preparing for an interview and talking to a VJ(can't remember
which one). He was wearing the same black, fuzzy coat he wore when he was there in
December '95. I don't remember much, but I do remember Noel sitting down and me giving
him a hug before I left. What's strange is the whole dream was very hazy but the hug felt
very real. Hmmmm...okay, another one was at my old house. It was around dinner time
and I looked outside to see Oasis walking down the street to my house(!!!!) I remember
them coming in and sitting down but that's about it. Weird huh?
What's even weirder(could it get any weirder??) I seem to keep having these dreams
of going to Oasis gigs. All that happens though, is we get there, wait around, and the
dream ends before Oasis even gets there damnit!! Every bloody time! *hehe* One was in
downtown Toronto, one was at my old elementary school, and the rest I can't remember.
Although ONCE they actually showed up. We were sitting in this theatre waiting around for them.
They were really late and the audience was getting bored so everyone left to hang out in the lobby.
I was the only one there and Oasis finally show! AHH!! So they start playing and
I run out and tell everyone and return.
Er...Okay, so I've bored you to death, I'll finish now :)
From Whitney
One really hot day I was sitting at home watching the Oasis movie "Concert By
the Sea" when the phone rang. I couldn't believe who was on the other line, it
was Noel Gallagher! He asked me if I had any plans for the day, and he invites
me to go out to Wacky Warters (I told you it was fucked up), to spend the day
with Meg and himself at the water park. About twenty minutes later his
chocolate brown Roles Royce pulled up to my house! When we got there, Meg said
that she was going to go lay in the sun for a while, so Noel and I left to go
have some fun. We had only been at the park for an hour, when Liam staggerd in
very, very drunk. Our Kid started to sing a very loud, off pitch version of
Wonderwall, and got us all kicked out!!!
From our own NLC Vice Prez, Erin
Alright, I was standing in an airport, with like a million people around
me, looking out a huge window, down to the outside, where like Liam and the
rest of the band are standing (except Noel, dont ask me, i dont know where
he was) and i'm just kind of staring at them, dreaming (*a dream inside a
dream*) and i was turning around, about ready to go, and Noel was standing
behind me.. And he's like, oh hello.. And I'm like wow, Noel.. Cool. And
all these reporters and stuff are standing around him, and you all know how
it goes with them, and i'm just standing there, looking at him, and i like
reach over, and just give him a kiss.. Not like your "peck on the cheek"
type of kisses, the (and sorry if i'm grossing anyone out here, but i
thought this whole dream was purty darn interesting myself.) but like the 5
minute, yes, we ARE playing tounge hockey kisses.. And we just stood there,
and the reporters are all blown away by the whole thing. And then Liam and
the rest of them come up ,and are like Huh? So we start to fight our way
through the huge masses of like reporters who are snapping pictures and
stuff, and we start walking through this bake sale thingie that looks like
it's going on at my high school, and we walk out and get on the plane, with
the rest of the band, and then, damnit, i woke up...