NOEL ON V98 CYBERCHAT

Question: When are Man City going to be back in the Premier?
Answer: Never hopefully.
Question: Hey Noel, where's your brother?
Answer: Who cares?
Question: Why aren't you playing at V98?
Answer: Because they couldn't afford us.
Question: So how much are you?
Answer: About half-a-mil I think the going rate is these days. And that's just for me.
Question: You know the Spice Girls, what do you think of Posh being pregnant?
Answer: There's plenty of room for more people.
Question: Did you get Posh pregnant?
Answer: No comment.
Question: Are you drunk right now?
Answer: A little.
Question: Are you going to get drunker?
Answer: Absolutely.
Question: Would you have liked to have kept drinking?
Answer: Yes.
Question: Why are you here if they can't afford your rates?
Answer: To get pissed.
Question: What's your favourite band that you've seen here today?
Answer: Iggy Pop, the Seahorses and The Verve.
Question: How many hotel rooms have you smashed up in your career?
Answer: I haven't. That's Liam's job.
Question: Have you ever heard of Green Day? If so what do you think of them?
Answer: Rubbish
. Question: Have you met any of the Beatles?
Answer: I met Paul.
Question: What's your best gig you've ever done?
Answer: Main Road in 1996 or 1997 I think it was.
Question: Is this your first time on the net? If so, what do you think?
Answer: Yes. I think it's rubbish!
Question: Which Beatle was your favourite as a child?
Answer: John.
Question: When are you going to get your hair cut?
Answer: Next Thursday.
Question: Who does it?
Answer: Some South African bloke.
Question: Thanks Noel.
Answer: Goodbye.
Awww, drat! He's going to cut his hair? I liked it like that ;)