Man Enough

A passenger plane was getting pounded by a raging storm. The terrified passengers screamed, certain of their imminent death.

A young woman jumped up and exclaimed, "I can't take this! I won't die like an animal, strapped into a chair. If I must perish, let me die feeling like a woman. Who here is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A strapping, handsome man arose, smiled, and made his way toward her.

As he approached, he tore off his shirt, his huge muscles rippling dramatically in the flashes of lightning. He stood before her, shirt in hand, and said to her....

"HERE. IRON THIS."