Tenacious D FAQ (In no particular order) 28 APR 2000 http://angelfire.com/ca/TenaciousD/Home.html ---------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Does the tenaciousdsite@hotmail email address even work? A. Sometimes yes, sometimes no. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Do you know any dates/places that TD is appearing in the future. A. No, go to tenaciousd.com for any current TD news/info. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Does Tenacious D have a cd out? A. Of course...check amazon.com or the official D web site. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Where can I get one of those kick ass t-shirts? A. Go to sidehatch.com and follow the t-shirts link...it will lead you to the promised land. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Can you dub copies of the HBO episodes for me? A. No, find a mailing list and ask someone on there. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Do you have any TD computer stuff (ie. desktop themes, screensavers, wallpaper, icq/winamp skins, etc.)? A. No, but I'm sure there's something out there if you look hard enough. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Can I make a link on my site to your webpage? A. Sure, you don't have to ask for permission. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Will you put a link to my site on the Tenacious Links page? A. If your site is kick-ass and has to do with Tenacious D, I will...if I ever update the site. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Is HBO running any new episodes soon? A. You'll have to ask HBO, and after they don't give you an answer you can just wait and check the schedule like I do. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Q. I can hardly read the text, why don't you change that background? A. I'm too lazy...or busy. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Why do I always have problems when I try to download the audio files? A. Tripod sucks. Find a better place and maybe I'll set up a mirror. They might have been taken down...try gnutella. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Is there a faster way to get Tenacious D audio? A. Download one of the gnutella programs, odds are you'll have every song downloaded after a day or so of searching. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Can you email me the audio files? A. Not a chance...even Sasafrasquatch isn't bad enough to do that. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Q. On the Jesus Ranch lyrics page, you say "big potato" when it's supposed to be "baked potato". A. I didn't see a baked potato when they were at Jesus Ranch, I only saw the big potato JB was stroking...so it's big potato until JB or KG show up at my door and say otherwise. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Why is your HTML so shitty? A. Laziness again...you'll just have to suffer through it until I get the urge to rewrite it. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Is Tenacious D making a CD or VHS tapes I can buy? A. Maybe, your guess is as good as mine...check sidehatch.com ---------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Do you run a TD mailing list? A. No ---------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Can you point me to a TD mailing list? A. No, but there are a bunch out there and shouldn't be too hard to find. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Why are the image captures so bad? A. I used a shitty Reveal TV500 card, on a primitive Win95 machine. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Q. When did you first see the D/Why a TD website? A. I saw the first episode on HBO during my first year of college, and was immediately a "Lee". A short time later, up popped this website...one of only a few at the time. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What if I hate the D, and think your site sucks? A. You firebomb your monitor and shoot yourself...because Tenacious D is God and your soul will be eventually eaten by the shiny demon anyway. You might be the mystical-eyed virgin but you don't have Lee or the greatest song in the world to back you up.