Okay, here is the deal. The day was May 14th and the year was 1979. It was my first birthday
and I am about to make the best of it. I had never tried cake before, but as we will soon see,
I get used to it rather quickly! Sit back and enjoy, please don't laugh at me too much! =)
"Hey Mom, what is that you have there?"
"Hmmmm, it tastes like chicken"
"What am I supposed to do with this thing anyways?"
"Maybe if I break it up into smaller pieces I can get more into my mouth"
"I am starting to make a mess here"
"Uh-oh, I think mom might be mad"
"Oh man, I have made quite a mess here... I have gotten chocolate everywhere!"
"Mmmmmm, I don't know if this is worth five dollars, but its pretty fucking good!"
"God damn, God damn, I said God damn!"
"Wholy shit that was good! When is my next birthday?!?! I can get used to this!
"ahhhh man, what the hell are you guys doing?!?! *sniff* Leave me alone!"