Jason Smith: Welcome everyone to Minneapolis Minnesota for Saturday Night Rumble! We have another action packed card this week including two title matches. Tomster Dai of the Dudes with Attitude takes on The Perfect Pugilist in the rematch of the century.
Dan Mathews: You could be taking this a bit too far. This will be a night to remember though. Two matches within an enclosed cage. Page and the Unforgiven vs. Raven, Preacher, and Darkness in a triple tag match. Johnny Roach puts up the TV Title in an enclosed cage match against Mel Gibman tonight also.
DWA music plays. Tomster Dai comes out holding the World belt as a mirror and posing on it by styling his hair. Candman walks down angry. Mattus comes down holding the one finger to the crowd. Del Boy & Bad Boy Derek dance down the ring. Snake Eyes walks down by holding money to the crowd.Now all the DWA are in the ring...
Chris Norman: CUT THE MUSIC!!
Tomster Dai: Gibbon, mate, where the hell do you come of saying I shouldn't even have the World title shot, I got the shot MAYBE because TPP was asking for it, MAYBE it was TPP not thanking me when I made him World chamnp in the first place, MAYBE it was because I'm was the TV champ in WIWF and got dumped on in WIW. MAYBE it was because I wanted to fight the idoit and he accepted. Gibbon, you then blabbered on about how TPP wasn't prepared, well like in school Gibbon, I know you've never been to one because your so dumb but the saying goes, 'fail to prepare, prepare to fail' TPP knew once he was World champion hhe was going to be treated badly and everyone trying to get a 'one up' on TPP anyway they can, so TPP brov, you should be been prepared for it. And Gibbon, is it any of your damn business?
Chris Norman: Dai, what about his comments to Shawn Michaels?
Tomster Dai: Hey Gibbon, you can dis me of all you want, it dosen't give a damn to me, it may to you because you take the whle world into heart but don't try and dis of my very good friend, mentor, trainer, icon whatever about Shawn, Shawn dosen't come to play in WPW, I won't join WWF even though I was offered a very hansome sallary, but I didn't join because it was a stupied American organisation, De-Generation-X, I respect, I take after it because I like it because if every had abit of HBK inside them this world would be fun if everybody had a little Gibbon inside them this world would be dull and that's the bottom line!
Chris Norman: Dai, what do you think using the slogan Anti Ametican Klique when it's already being done
Tomster: Whoa! Is that the DWA slogan? No it isn't Gibbon, it's a statement! Because that's what it is, because we flush Americans down the damn toilet! omething Gibbon, you can't do cuz you ain't got the bottle, son!
Chris Norman: What about Gibbon's comments about having Americans in DWA...
Tomster Dai: Okay Gibbon, next Monday Night turn on the tv and watch WWF Raw, the Hart Foundation is just a Canadian kliq, even though Bulldog comes from England. Neidhart and now deseased Pillman came from the US of A. On the WWF Survivor Series with Team Canada playing, not one wrestler was Canadian son but it don't matter where you live or see, all that matters is what you stand for and what you believe in and the DWA believes and supports the UK! Whoooo!
Chris Norman: What about Gibbon telling you to stay out of his way...
Tomster Dai: Hmmmm, Gibbon, we had our heated words in the past and now but now comes the point. Rather your fueding with me or not, if your not then we would never speak about each other again, which I'm happy about, you don't dis me and I leave you alone, so let's stop it right here before we begin to fight Gibon, you dfend Europe and I defend UK and be it at that!
Chris Norman: Gibbon, make the right choice and don't mess with us! So if Dai faced Gibbon, Gibbon would make Dai lose the belt, eh?
Tomster Dai: Well that's what he says. Gibbon, for a European you sure act like a dumb American! Gibbon, I have beaten former Lightweight champion and US champions before and I'm former WIWF TV Champion and Derek is former World champion, so what's your point is winning those worthless tag team straps? I bet your partner proberly carries the team. And for an American, you are dumb for just spitting in the face of my every acomplishment which most people who aren't American would be applauded. And Gibbon, your just really jealous of me since I got into stardom in WPW so quickly and very fast and you can't stand all the attention to me and DWA and none to you and try to put me down anyway you can, and me, I'm not ignorant, Gibbon, I don't like your stinkin' attitude but I wlike your wrestling style and I know I can beat you Gibbon!
Chris Norman: And Gibbon, I'm the president of WPW and think that everyone apart from DWA are the suckiest of sucks I have ever seen!TPP and Chris Princess included!
Tomster Dai: And Gibbon, reresenting Europe then, well I guess you can't even tell me all the prime minsters and leaders of each country in Europe can you, and you want to fight with Europe, whatta joke!
Chris Norman: Well In I know the prime minister of England because I fight for my country unlike any other people who speak for their country and the DWA would soon take out Tony Blair out and run England! Blair's a big prat! He's not interested in politices but interested in gaining people's trust. (Bursts out laughing)
Bad Boy Derek: Hey Tomster! Well, Gibbon and partner, me and Deli want the tag team gold just as much as you do so why not sqaure of?
Del Boy: Yep, me and Derek haven't teamed up yet even though we are best of friends and beating you guys would put us on the map for tag team gold baby!
Chris Norman: Well people. Your looking at the future new WPW Tag team champions and I can't wait!
Candyman: Well, I'm certainly back on track after a easy 1-2-3 on Livewire and next on my list is former TV champion Supreme. Supreme idoit, I challenge you and beating you would put me right on the mark for a title shot, no doubt!
Chris Norman: Well Candyman, I saw you and your really focused than ever! No baby face anymore for Candyman and Candyman is going straight to WPW gold no doubt, everybody take alook at Candyman which all people should be like, what a inspirational wrestler you are...
Mattus: Well DWA, I'm a true English blood person and it's going to be one hell of a rush when I get through every stinkin' wrestler in WPW starting with those dumb ass Americans and I challenge Cactus Bill, Bill son your going down and I'm going with DWA to rule this fed!
Chris Norman: Well Mattus with Candyman defenitly focused in making it far in WPW and no dount they would win some gold no doubt in WPW and I'll make sure of that!
Snake Eyes: And yes, finally me! The Snake Eyes, Iam devious, and I sure love to gamble! So far I haven't loss one singal penny in gamberling because I always take a risk in gamberling and always pays of and it's gonna be no different in WPW. I take a risk and sure as hell it's gonna pay of and I'm gonna start with the first victim, Ice Cold Dominic Turmer and go up the trial and end with the last because the last thing you folks in tv land gonna see is me and DWA go straight to the top in WPW and take over it and we are going to win because I always get my way by any means nessersary!
Chris Norman: Well everybody in DWA is focused in making it to the top in WPW and can't nobody stop us! I sure as hell can fight and my record speaks for it self and as president of WPW just a few more dishing out pain and disturbing everybody and taking over and paer work and we'll see DWA take over the WPW because we said so and no bdy dares stand in our way or we'll take them out because we're a real brother hood and you better watch your backs!
JS: Who in the hell do these guys think they are?
DM: Just a guess, but, Dudes with Attitude. When the pres is on your side I guess you get to do whatever you want.
JS: I thought you were going to have a talk with Norman.
DM: I couldn't get in to see him. I think he's dodging me.
JS: Let's go to the ring for the first match.
James Young: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Leif the Lucky, at a total combined weight of 624 lbs...The Vikings! And their opponents, at a total combined weight of 516 lbs...Mad Dog & Cyco Bob!
Thor starts the match by charging at Cyco Bob and clotheslines him down. Thor lifts Bob up and puts him in a suplex. Bob rams his shoulder into Thor's stomach. Bob sets Thor up for a powerbomb but Thor hits a back body drop instead. Thor clotheslines Bob down again. Thor elbowdrops Bob and covers him. One...kickout. Thor drags Bob by the hair to his corner. Thor tags in Olaff. Bob tries to mount an offense against Olaff by raking his face. Olaff is fresh and manages to headbutt Bob despite the move. Olaff hits a belly-to-belly suplex and covers Bob. One...two...kickout. Olaff picks Bob up and Bob hits a stunner. Bob goes to the ropes and clotheslines Olaff down. Bob tags in Mad Dog. Mad Dog kicks Olaff in the stomach and nails a DDT. Mad Dog hits a Russian leg sweep and covers Olaff. One...kickout. Mad Dog picks up Olaff and hits a swinging neckbreaker. Mad Dog goes to the ropes but Olaff catches him in a side slam when he comes back. Olaff makes the tag to Thor. Thor goes for an elbowdrop but Mad Dog rolls out of the way. Mad Dog picks Thor up and hits a DDT. Mad Dog tags in Cyco Bob. Thor charges toward Bob but he moves out of the way and Thor crashes into the corner. Bob bodyslams Thor and covers him. One...two...kickout. Bob throws Thor into the ropes. Thor makes the tag to Olaff when he hits the ropes. Bob back body drops Thor. Olaff clotheslines Bob down and picks him up in the Olaffslam. He hits the move and covers Bob. One...two...Mad Dog makes the save. Thor gets in the ring and clotheslines Mad Dog over the top rope. Bob rolls up Olaff. One...two...Thor makes the save. Thor hits Bob with the Hammer Smash, a Pearl River Plunge. Olaff covers Bob. One...two...three!
Young: The winners of this match as a result of a pinfall...The Vikings!
JS: The Vikings win a tough match tonight. They looked pretty good in that match.
DM: Is it just me or has Mad Dog and Cyco Bob suddenly gone down the toilet? Mad dog constantly loses and Bob isn't doing much better.
JS: We'll have to see if they can get back on the winning side of the matches in the future. Candyman turned to the winning side last card.
DM: Now your saying good things about Canders? I thought you didn't like DwA.
JS: I don't. I was just making a few comments about a match that happened on Thursday.
DM: Easy killer. I was only asking a question. Why don't we get back to the show.
JS: Fine with me. Up next is a match between Ice Cold Dominic Turner and a member of the DwA, Snake Eyes. But first we have some words from our sponsors.
Commercial for Platoon available only on pay per view, December 21st at Wimbley Stadium.
DM: We are back everyone. I'm looking forward to Platoon. I understand you know the first five members that will be in that event Jason.
JS: Yes I do. The current WPW US champion Chris King is the first name. Also in it are Supreme, Chris Page, Johnny Roach, and Bad Boy Derek.
DM: Well, a group of wreslers that could very well win the event. Alright, we're ready to start the next match. Who's your pick Jason?
JS: I hate to say this but I think Snake Eyes will win. I hope we will see an upset though.
DM: Well, for once we're in total agreement. Turner just don't have what it takes to beat the big man, Snake Eyes.
Young: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first from San Juan Puerto Rico, weighing 234 lbs...Ice Cold Dominic Turner! And his opponent, accompanied to the ring by Chris "The Dude" Norman, from Las Vegas Nevada, weighing 252 lbs...Snake Eyes!
Snake Eyes imediately attacks Turner with elbows to the head. Snake Eyes tosses Turner over the top rope. Turner slips back in under the bottom rope. Snake Eyes stomps on Turner then elbows him in the back of the head. Turner punches Snake Eyes in the stomach but it doesn't seem to phase Snake Eyes. Turner uppercuts Snake Eyes and goes to the top rope. He jumps off but Snake Eyes catches him and slams him hard. Snake Eyes poses for the crowd and gets a mixed reaction. Snake Eyes picks up Turner and whips him to the turnbuckle. When Turner comes back, Snake Eyes hits raises his boot into Turner's face. Snake Eyes picks Turner back up and again tosses him over the top. Snake Eyes distracts the referee while The Dude pounds on Turner on the outside. The Dude rolls Turner back into the ring. Snake Eyes drops an elbow onto Turner and makes a sloppy cover. One...two...Turner puts his foot on the bottom rope. Snake Eyes picks up Turner and throws him into the corner. Snake Eyes follows him in with a clothesline. Snake Eyes pummels Turner in the corner. Snake Eyes puts his foot on Turner's throat and pushes Turner's head back. The ref counts to break the hold. One...two...three...four...Snake Eyes takes his foot off Turner's throat. Snake Eyes throws Turner to the ropes and hits a sidewalk slam and lands covering Turner. One...two...Snake Eyes lifts Turner's head up. The ref warns Snake Eyes about doing it. Snake Eyes seems to be toying with Turner. Snake Eyes kicks Turner in the stomach and positions him for the Snakebomb. Snake Eyes signals to the crowd and they cheer. Snake Eyes hits the Snakebomb but doesn't cover Turner. Instead, he picks Turner up and delivers another Snakebomb. Snake Eyes puts his foot on Turner's chest and raises his right hand. One...two...three!
Young: The winner of this match as a result of a pinfall...Snake Eyes!
After the match, The Dude gets in the ring and picks Turner up in the Dudeslam. The Dude drives Turner into the mat with the running powerslam. The Dude and Snake Eyes exit the ringside area together.
DM: Well, I guess you didn't get what you wanted. Snake Eyes squashed Turner in that match.
JS: Alright, I have a question. Why don't guys like Candyman and Snake Eyes fight guys who have actually won in WPW instead of fighting Live Wire and Turner who are still winless?
DM: Simple, they need to make a name for themselves before trying to take out the big names in WPW.
JS: Well, I want to be there when they do.
DM: Jason, your a broadcaster. Of coarse you'll be there. Jon Russell is ready to tell the people about some WPW merchandise.
The camera goes to Jon Russell at the top of the ramp. He is with two very lovely young ladies.
Jon Russell: Hello everybody. War Pro Wrestling has finally come out with a fine line of merchandise. First are our t-shirts. Each only $29.99 and that's pretty cheap. First is the Raven's Nest t-shirt modeled by Amy. Also available is the Horde 3:16 shirt. The Horde on the front. "We just kicked Page's Ass" on the back with a picture of Page getting kicked in the face by Roach. Other than shirts, we have other items of interest. We have just come out with a series of action figures. The first series has the following wrestlers: TPP, CCK, Will "The Thrill", Chris Page, and Supreme. Soon to be released are the DwA action figures with all members of DwA including president Norman. Remember all the action figures have their own specialized action features. Last on the list of merchandise are the toy championship belts. All belts are depicted and all are only $5.99 and each sold seperately. That's all for the WPW merchandise and now we have to go to commercials.
*The Following Announcement Has Been Paid For By The D.W.A.
Derek: Now you own a peice of history in your very own DWA T-shirt, impress your friends
scare your enemies just buy the shirt
(Making arm movments)
Candyman: woooooooo buy the shirt woooooo
Norman: DWA OWWWWW Have mercy
Buy Your Own DWA T-Shirt for only 20 bucks call 1-800-987-4DWA
The Preceding Announcement Was Paid For By The DWA
*Twenty men, ten teams, ten survivors, one battle royal. WPW Platoon coming to Wimbley Stadium December 21st only on pay per view. Prepare for war! War Pro Wrestling's Platoon!
JS: We're back once again for WPW Saturday Night Rumble. Why did DwA just get their own commercial?
DM: Alright, guess I'll have to explain this for Mr. braindead beside me. They paid to have that commercial aired or didn't you here it say, "The Following Announcement Has Been Paid For By The D.W.A."?
JS: Let's get back on track. We are about to witness the in ring debut of one of the most extreme wrestlers in the world. "Double D" Dani Devastator. I want to appoligize to all of the fans of WPW. I have been saying Double D's name incorrectly lately. It is Dane Devastator not Dani Devestation. Once again, I apoligize.
DM: Boy, you're just full of screw ups lately Jason. We have some pre-match comments now from...what's his name again Jason?
JS: Dani Devastator.
DM: Good boy. (laughs)
Double D: I see that WPW let me restart the action in the squared circle. Well, let me tell you something about this so called Dark Cloud. I have never heard of you and I am sure that I won't hear anything after our match either. I have not wrestled for weeks now, but I trained hard to be what I am: A perfect athlete! Tonight, I will devastate you with my extreme manouvers... You will feel pain when you experience the power of Double D!!!
Young: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Chicago Illinois, weighing 324 lbs...Dark Cloud! And his opponent, from Dorsten Germany, weighing 252 lbs...Doubl D Dani Devastator!
Dani runs at Dark Cloud from the opening bell and looks like he is about to hit a hurricanrana but instead, he pounds on Dark Cloud's head. Dark Cloud falls backward and Dani continues to pound on Dark Cloud. Dani climbs to the top rope. Dani jumps off the top rope and hits a 360 degree moonsault. Dani goes to the ropes and nails an asai moonsault. Dani dropkicks Dark Cloud down. Dani goes to the top rope and jumps off the top rope, landing with both feet on Dark Cloud's head. Dark Cloud grabs his head and screams in pain. The crowd is cheering on Dani. They seem to love his extreem style. Dani kicks Dark Cloud out of the ring. Dani climbs to the top rope and somersaults off on top of Dark Cloud. Dani sets Dark Cloud's throat on the railing surrounding the ring. Dani climbs to the top rope and jumps off toward Dark Cloud. Dark Cloud has the presence of mind to move off the railing which probably saved his life. Dani hits the railing hard and falls to the floor. The referee counts both men outside of the ring. One...two...three...four. Dani starts to get to his feet. Five. Dani makes it to his feet and Dark Cloud starts to stir. Six. Dark Cloud gets to his feet as Dani gets into the ring. Dani jumps over the top rope and dropkicks Dark Cloud into the railing. Dani gets back into the ring and goes for a suicide dive. When he hits the dive, both men fall over the railing into the front row of seats. Luckily, no one is sitting in the seats. Dani slams Dark Cloud's head into one of the steel chairs. The ref starts to count again. One. Dani slams Dark Cloud's head into the railing. Two. Dani throws Dark Cloud back over the railing. Three. Dani balances on the railing and legdrops Dark Cloud. Four. Dani sets Dark Cloud up on a table. Five. Dani DDT's Dark Cloud on the table. Six. Dani rolls Dark Cloud back into the ring. Dani gets on the top rope and jumps off toward Dark Cloud. Dani hits a DDT in midair. Dani picks up Dark Cloud and hits the Double D Devastator, a Scorpion Death Drop. Dani covers Dark Cloud. One...two...three!
Young: The winner of this match as a result of a pinfall...Double D Dani Devastator!
JS: Double D living up to his extreme reputation. He almost killed Dark Cloud. I think the pres should look into this matter.
DM: What? The pres? He's with DwA now. He won't care. Besides, what's wrong with a little extreme action?
JS: What's wrong? Dark Cloud could have been seriously injured because of it.
DM: Whah, whah, whah! Dark Cloud knew what he was getting into when he signed the contract. So don't belly ache about it. If he don't like it, he can quit.
JS: Well, when we come back we will have two matches enclosed in a steel cage with a top on it.Stayed tuned to WPW Saturday Night Rumble.
*The Following Announcement Has Been Paid For By The D.W.A.
Derek: Now you own a peice of history in your very own DWA T-shirt, impress your friends
scare your enemies just buy the shirt
(Making arm movments)
Candyman: woooooooo buy the shirt woooooo
Norman: DWA OWWWWW Have mercy
Buy Your Own DWA T-Shirt for only 20 bucks call 1-800-987-4DWA
The Preceding Announcement Was Paid For By The DWA
*Twenty men, ten teams, ten survivors, one battle royal. WPW Platoon coming to Wimbley Stadium December 21st only on pay per view. Prepare for war! War Pro Wrestling's Platoon!
JS: Well, the cage has been lowered and we're ready for our first match inside the cage. Johnny Roach will defend his newly won Television Title against Mel Gibman.
DM: Roach has gone on a big role since ditching the EWU. The Horde are a great replacement and now he has some gold around his waist.
JS: Well, Gibman is a member of the EWU and he has a chance to bring the gold back to the EWU. Gibman is one half of British Connection but tonight he'll pursue his singles career.
DM: Yeah, well it's been my observation that most tag team wrestlers don't do as well in singles competition.
JS: What about TPP and CCK?
DM: I said most tag team wrestlers. Let's go to some comments from Roach now.
(Screen shows a darkeded WPW room. In the room is the entire Horde. Johnny is sitting on the floor, he see's the camera and calls the camera man over.)
Johnny: Well.........it is time Mel Gibman. The Match i promised you. The Whippn i promised you, and its time Mel "The Mental Midget" Gibman, for you to know the meaning of the word PAIN. I will enjoy the look of fear on your face as the cage door closes around you. And THEN, it will be me and you MEL. For the first time, ANYWHERE. So if you think im coming out of this room, unprepared.........your wrong. I've seen how you wrestle Mel. Your not very good. Thats why you have that pitiful excuse for a Tag Team partner.
(Johnny gets up and walks across the room to where his T.V. Title is on a table. He picks the belt up and puts it over his shoulder.)
Johnny: But this, this is not a TAG TEAM match. This is one on one......Mano E Mano! Your not one who enjoys this Mel.......you NEED a tag partner to survive. The HORDE needs only itself. The blood i spill in that ring will be yours Mel, i will be caused by me. And NO ONE else. When i have you crying out my name, that will be me doing it, NO ONE else. You see, you think that i cannot win matches by myself. Thats not a good thing to say about someone. Especially when its the leader of the HORDE. Mel Gibman. Tonight, you are going to know just what the HORDE is all about. So piss and Moan, but in a few minutes your ass is on the line. I hope you have good insurance.
(Johnny walks into the back of the room and dissapears into the Dark. The other members of the Horde join him.)
Young: The following contest is a Hell in the Cell match and is for the WPW Television Championship. Introducing first, the challenger, accompanied to the ring by White Lightning, from Cardiff Wales, weighing 255 lbs...Mel "Judge" Gibman! And his opponent, from Poland, weighing 214 lbs, the WPW Television Champion...Johnny Roach!
Gibman attacks Roach from behind and punches him in the head. Roach fights back. The two trade punches until Gibman rakes Roach's face. Gibman throws Roach's head into the top turnbuckle. Roach elbows Gibman in the stomach and throws Gibman's head into the turnbuckle. Roach goes to the ropes and attempts a clothesline. Gibman ducks his head and back body drops Roach over the top rope. Roach lands on the ring apron. Roach grabs Gibman by the throat and flips him over the top rope and to the floor. Gibman lands on his feet but stumbles back into the cage. Roach jumps at Gibman but Gibman punches Roach in the stomach. When this happens, Roach bends forward in the air and hits his head on the cage. Gibman picks up the steps and hits Roach with them. Gibman raises the steps above his head to slam them down on Roach again. Roach kicks Gibman in the stomach. Gibman drops the steps on his head. Roach puts the steps on top of Gibman's head and stomps on them. Roach picks up Gibman for a piledriver but Gibman back body drops him. Roach hits the cage in the air. Gibman and Roach get into the ring. Gibman hits a piledriver and covers Roach. One...two...kickout. Gibman gets out of the ring and puts the steps into the ring. Roach grabs the steps while Gibman is getting into the ring. Roach throws Gibman the steps and Gibman catches them. Roach dropkicks the steps which crash into Gibman's face. Roach puts Gibman on the top turnbuckle. Roach starts to climb the ropes for a superplex but Gibman punches Roach off the turnbuckles. Gibman climbs down onto the apron. Roach swings at Gibman but he blocks it. Gibman punches Roach and sets up Roach for a suplex. Gibman picks up Roach in suplex position on the apron. Gibman drops down to the floor and hits the Judgement from the apron to the floor. Gibman rolls Roach back into the ring and climbs to the top rope. Gibman goes for the top rope somersault but Roach rolls out of the way. Both men are down on the mat. Gibman gets up first and tries to legdrop Roach. Roach rolls away again and gets up to his feet. Roach kicks Gibman in the stomach. Roach hits the Roachbomb and covers Gibman. One...two...kickout. Roach is surprised that Gibman can kick out of the Roachbomb. Roach hits Gibman with another Roachbomb and covers him. One...two...three!
Young: The winner of this match and still WPW Television Champion...Johnny Roach!
JS: Roach keeps the title. Gibman gave it all he had and was a hair away from winning the belt.
DM: I don't know how Roach has the ability to sustain that much punishment and still claim a victory. Is he superhuman?
JS: I seriously doubt that Dan.
DM: I was being sarcastic Jason. Get a life already or at least get a brain.
JS: Whatever. Next we have an interview with TPP, CCK, and Will "The Thrill" Roberts.
DM: Good, first DwA, now these guys. Tonight has been full of great interviews. I love these guys. Let's see what they have to say.
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