Buy sunscreen for legs.


Oh, the hilarity! Nono, I'm serious, there's some truly funny stuff here, for which I
cannot fairly take full credit, but I will anyway. What are you going to do about it, punk?

Not as exciting as it sounds. Ratboy?  I resent that. You know.  *wink wink* Mostly lies.  Except the bit about your mother.


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