Buy sunscreen for legs.

Oh, the hilarity! Nono, I'm serious, there's some truly funny stuff here, for which I
cannot fairly take full credit, but I will anyway. What are you going to do about it, punk?

Not as exciting as it sounds. Ratboy? I resent that. You know. *wink wink* Mostly lies. Except the bit about your mother.

Contact me. That's an order.
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