Haven't started on layout and content and blah blah blah, so here's some lyrics to peruse instead...

Like anyone would be 
I am flattered by your fascination with me 
Like any hot blooded woman 
I have simply wanted an object to crave 
But you're not allowed 
You're uninvited 
An unfortunate slight 

Must be strangely exciting 
To watch the stoic squirm 
Must be somewhat heartening 
To watch shepherd meet shepherd 
But you're not allowed 
You're uninvited 
An unfortunate slight 

Like any uncharted territory 
I must seem greatly intriguing 
You speak of my love like 
You have experienced like mine before 
But this is not allowed 
You're uninvited 
An unfortunate slight 

I don't think you unworthy 
I need a moment to deliberate