Beefin' Up for the Pros!
Mood:  don't ask
After enduring weeks of people saying how small Ben is...you know the comments:

"oh he's too small to be 3 1/2 months!!" - old ladies walking down the street

"My 7 week old baby is bigger than him!" - Shaw's Bagger

"My Chihuahua is bigger than your 3 month old!" - Pedro at Boca Grande Taqueria

Well in the words of VH1's Celebrity Fit Club, "The Scales Don't Lie!" Ben weighed in at a whopping 14 lbs, 6 ozs today! Just 4 ounces shy of doubling his birth weight! (That's also 57 1/2 Quarter Pounders from Micky Ds!)

I've already been talking to the Miami Dolphins to recruit him for their 2028-2029 season. They are looking forward to winning the Super Bowl in '29 with Benny Haugh as their Quarterback.