Sword duel, part 2

Tonyman and Mikeu are the bravest warriors in all the land, now their swords clash in a battle not only for honor and pride, but for the most important thing in the entirety of all kingdoms: Fun. Having killed one another in their previous battle, they are risen from the grave to do battle once more, in a clash of the titans so super, even Superman says, "hey...keep them away from me buddy."

1 - Mikeu is back from the dead and with a stylish new coat.

2 - Tony has also received new coverings for his torso.

3 - Mikeu's squire removes his new coat, that the blood of battle may not stain it.

4 - Mikeu's squire hands him his eternal blade of justice.

5 - Tonyman's squire...uh...um...right...

6 - Tonyman's squire removes his coat...does he look "right" to you?

7 - Tonyman kicks his lowly squire away...or so he says. I'm not really sure what that is.

8 - The warriors bow respectfully before battle.

9 - Mikeu gains an early advantage, knocking Tonyman's sword away.

10 - Mikeu flashes his trademarked tatoo, DEATH.

11 - Mikeu goes for a headshot!

12 - ...and unwittingly gives Tonyman a haircut...

13 - Tonyman counters while Mikeu is distracted.

14 - Tonyman prepares to kick his sword back to its rightfull spot...

15 - ...his hand.

16 - Tony lunges while Mikeu is in pain.

17 - However, Mikeu isn't so dazed he'll let himself die (again) so easily.

18 - Vicious warriors bred for one purpose:

19 - What was that purpose again?

20 - Make love, not war...hey buddy!

21 - TO DESTROY THE WORLD OF HARD LIQUOR!

22 - Or...to be destroyed by the world of hard liquor...

23 - Mikeu's squire smiles, having bested two great warriors with only his wits.

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