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well i had a strange weekend i guess you could call it.

 

i got my motorcycle license, in the middle of a lighting storm.  i don't know

how i didn't d i e. 

 

then i met up with ray and we went to find rob c at some b a r.  rob had gotten

their by himself 2 hours earlier and we couldn't find the kid.  so we gave up

and got in contact with scott pergande and found out he was going to go to 4

lakes p u b.  4 lakes p u b is in an area the originally started as a singles

community that was almost a swing*rs community.  we get there, scott is

driving, we have to pay a 5 dollar cover since we aren't residents and order up

drinks.  the fourth guy with us is already trash*d.  he disappears.  so ray and

i split off from scott and aaron.  all of a sudden this girl come up and starts

grinding all over ray (ray by the way has a girlfriend of 3 and a half years,

which soon i will show, doesn't mean much to him).  this girl dancing on him is

pretty skank*d out and she is like "hi my name is erin."  ray isn't even

moving, is just like "get out of here."  and at first i was like, wow, that’s

not what i expected ray to do.  well turns out ray already has his eye on some

other girl in the b a r who happened to see him turn this girl away.  so he

uses this to hit on this other girl.  while he is trying to make ground with

this girl, scott and aaron want to go.  we have only been there 45 minutes.  i

am kinda piss*d at this moment because we basically just got there.  i tell ray

they want to go and he is like "dude, this ch*ck is all about me, tell them to

go, we will walk"  i was like "we???"  for some reason after some convincing i

agreed and they left.  so here i am with ray basically getting f*ck*d on the

dance floor and i am left to fill the awkwardness in the air with her two, um

big boned friends.  well one of them has been giving me attitude all night,

which i think in some sense is her way of hitting on me.  i am not about it at

all and trying to do the best to dance very "white."  well this one girl with

attitude all of a sudden just basically jumps no me, starts grind*ng on me,

leans over and BITES ME.  so hard that as i type this i have a bruise.  i was

like "W T F" , her response is "get over it."  i immediately leave the area and

close my tab.  it takes half an hour to get them to close my tab (and it was

not crowded.)  by the time i got back these three girls had left and ray had

this girls number.  i kept saying, dude your dating someone, and his like, did

you see her rack??  Ridiculous.  so here we are, walking outside, with no ride

and ray with this girls number and two coron*s hidden in his pocket.  we tried

to hitch hike for a little while but realized no one was going to offer us a

ride so we started on the walk.  well ray is trash*d and to get home faster we

decide we are going take a short cut through the woods.  that was a mistake. 

we wandered around in the woods, and all i remember ray saying is "dude don't

get to far from me man, ghost and sh*t"  so i turn around and ray is like, hold

up.  he calls this girl he just met trying to hook up with her.  i just want to

go home.  after she finally rejects him, i start talking about his current girl

friend.  i am like, dude what the h*ll?  he says, i am just sick of the same

old same old, i want something new, Jeanette always naggs on me.  i am going to

see if this little hottie will kna* on my sh*t.  i was like, oh my god.  then

he goes, and i quote, "but i love Jeanette"  at this point i am just want to

curl up and sleep. 

 

at this point i am thinking, i wonder how jens night is going, cause i

guarantee she is not it the middle of some woods, dru*k, trying to find her way

home with someone who is totally ridiculous.  i was so jealous of you at that

moment :)

 

so we somehow end up close to my house, after passing evans house and putting

his windshield wipers up and also somehow getting more be*r.  we are walking,

and they ray starts on this idea of trying to find people having s*x in their

windows of their homes.  so what i am doing at 3:45 on friday night but

standing with ray as he walks house to house looking for people getting it on. 

all he finds in two girls, probably 16, talking in their kitchen.  for some

reason ray thinks they are going to "get in on." 

 

at this point i am thinking, i wonder how jens night is going, cause i

guarantee she is not standing with a person in the bushes looking at two 16

year olds, trying to find her way home with someone who is totally ridiculous. 

i was so jealous of you at that moment as well :)

 

then i finally convince him of going home, we get home and ray wants to watch a

p*rno.  the only one i know we have is the one my father has that is from like

1977.  so i put it in and watch a 1977 p*rno starring marilyn chambers at 4:30

in the morning.

 

I NEVER WANT THIS NIGHT TO HAPPEN AGAIN, IT WAS MY OWN H*LL FOR A NIGHT.  I

DIDN'T ENJOY ONE THING ABOUT THAT NIGHT, EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT IT MAKES FOR

A WEIRD RANDOM NIGHT ON THE TOWN.

 

scotts party was a bust, the c*ops came though, that was funny, we were in a

park district park with a lot of alch*l, apparently that is bad.  it broke up

before 10 and i just went home.  i worked out with rob c yesterday and we

talked business.  i think we might try starting a bar and grill in the area

after i graduate.  eric utecht came back from new york last night, so he came

over and we talked relationships and life, it was a good talk.

 

hope friday and the rest of your weekend was a blast.

 

mark

 

(sorry this was so long, it sounded a lot better when i told people the story,

for some reason this seems really long and not that entertaining)