well i had a strange weekend i guess you could call it.
i got my motorcycle license, in the middle of a lighting
storm. i don't know
how i didn't d i e.
then i met up with ray and we went to find rob c at some b a
r. rob had gotten
their by himself 2 hours earlier and we couldn't find the
kid. so we gave up
and got in contact with scott pergande and found out he was
going to go to 4
lakes p u b. 4 lakes
p u b is in an area the originally started as a singles
community that was almost a swing*rs community. we get there, scott is
driving, we have to pay a 5 dollar cover since we aren't
residents and order up
drinks. the fourth
guy with us is already trash*d. he
disappears. so ray and
i split off from scott and aaron. all of a sudden this girl come up and starts
grinding all over ray (ray by the way has a girlfriend of 3
and a half years,
which soon i will show, doesn't mean much to him). this girl dancing on him is
pretty skank*d out and she is like "hi my name is
erin." ray isn't even
moving, is just like "get out of here." and at first i was like, wow, that’s
not what i expected ray to do. well turns out ray already has his eye on some
other girl in the b a r who happened to see him turn this
girl away. so he
uses this to hit on this other girl. while he is trying to make ground with
this girl, scott and aaron want to go. we have only been there 45 minutes. i
am kinda piss*d at this moment because we basically just got
there. i tell ray
they want to go and he is like "dude, this ch*ck is all
about me, tell them to
go, we will walk"
i was like "we???" for
some reason after some convincing i
agreed and they left.
so here i am with ray basically getting f*ck*d on the
dance floor and i am left to fill the awkwardness in the air
with her two, um
big boned friends.
well one of them has been giving me attitude all night,
which i think in some sense is her way of hitting on
me. i am not about it at
all and trying to do the best to dance very
"white." well this one girl
with
attitude all of a sudden just basically jumps no me, starts
grind*ng on me,
leans over and BITES ME.
so hard that as i type this i have a bruise. i was
like "W T F" , her response is "get over
it." i immediately leave the area
and
close my tab. it
takes half an hour to get them to close my tab (and it was
not crowded.) by the
time i got back these three girls had left and ray had
this girls number. i
kept saying, dude your dating someone, and his like, did
you see her rack??
Ridiculous. so here we are,
walking outside, with no ride
and ray with this girls number and two coron*s hidden in his
pocket. we tried
to hitch hike for a little while but realized no one was
going to offer us a
ride so we started on the walk. well ray is trash*d and to get home faster we
decide we are going take a short cut through the woods. that was a mistake.
we wandered around in the woods, and all i remember ray
saying is "dude don't
get to far from me man, ghost and sh*t" so i turn around and ray is like, hold
up. he calls this
girl he just met trying to hook up with her.
i just want to
go home. after she
finally rejects him, i start talking about his current girl
friend. i am like,
dude what the h*ll? he says, i am just
sick of the same
old same old, i want something new, Jeanette always naggs on
me. i am going to
see if this little hottie will kna* on my sh*t. i was like, oh my god. then
he goes, and i quote, "but i love Jeanette" at this point i am just want to
curl up and sleep.
at this point i am thinking, i wonder how jens night is
going, cause i
guarantee she is not it the middle of some woods, dru*k,
trying to find her way
home with someone who is totally ridiculous. i was so jealous of you at that
moment :)
so we somehow end up close to my house, after passing evans
house and putting
his windshield wipers up and also somehow getting more
be*r. we are walking,
and they ray starts on this idea of trying to find people
having s*x in their
windows of their homes.
so what i am doing at 3:45 on friday night but
standing with ray as he walks house to house looking for
people getting it on.
all he finds in two girls, probably 16, talking in their
kitchen. for some
reason ray thinks they are going to "get in
on."
at this point i am thinking, i wonder how jens night is
going, cause i
guarantee she is not standing with a person in the bushes
looking at two 16
year olds, trying to find her way home with someone who is
totally ridiculous.
i was so jealous of you at that moment as well :)
then i finally convince him of going home, we get home and
ray wants to watch a
p*rno. the only one i
know we have is the one my father has that is from like
1977. so i put it in
and watch a 1977 p*rno starring marilyn chambers at 4:30
in the morning.
I NEVER WANT THIS NIGHT TO HAPPEN AGAIN, IT WAS MY OWN H*LL
FOR A NIGHT. I
DIDN'T ENJOY ONE THING ABOUT THAT NIGHT, EXCEPT FOR THE FACT
THAT IT MAKES FOR
A WEIRD RANDOM NIGHT ON THE TOWN.
scotts party was a bust, the c*ops came though, that was
funny, we were in a
park district park with a lot of alch*l, apparently that is
bad. it broke up
before 10 and i just went home. i worked out with rob c yesterday and we
talked business. i
think we might try starting a bar and grill in the area
after i graduate.
eric utecht came back from new york last night, so he came
over and we talked relationships and life, it was a good
talk.
hope friday and the rest of your weekend was a blast.
mark
(sorry this was so long, it sounded a lot better when i told
people the story,
for some reason this seems really long and not that entertaining)