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Parboiler Newswire

JUNE 30, 2009

Volume 1, Number 2

“A good Parboiler always signs up in advance.”

On www.parboilergc.com you can

1. Signup for events

2. Check results of past events

3. Check Stats and standings

Parboiler Open another smash once again!!

Primm valley golf courses were perfect for the 2009 open! The fairways were magnificent, greens were in good shape and weather was great. 43 Parboilers played at the open.

We have a new Club Champ – Bill Perry.

Congratulations Bill !!

Henry Garcia came a close second.

Upcoming events

Mark your calendars and sign-up online ASAP:

7/11/09 – Rio Hondo

7/25/09 – SCGA

8/08/09 – Green River Riverside

If you haven’t signed up online and there are less than 8 days to the event, please call Henry Garcia

562-425-7360(home) 562-254-4030(cell)

Partner Better Ball Championship Signup

Please choose your partner and signup for the championship with Henry Garcia. $20 each player i.e. $40 each team.

Primm Valley Results – Desert

Winner	Net	Points
A 1- PIERSON, SHANE P	70	100
A 2- KRAVITZ, PETER	70	75
A 3- OKUTSU, MATTHEW B	71	50
A 4- BEACHLEY, GRANT	71	30
A 3- ELIAS, ERIC L	73	20

B 1- EVANS, KYLE	66	100
B 2- CATHEY, JOHN	68	75
B 3- NITAHARA, STEVEN	69	50
B 4- LABADIE, DAVID R	72	30
B 5- GARCIA, JOHN	74	20

C 1- WOLFE, JAMES W	69	100
C 2- GEISBAUER, JAMES	69	75
C 3- PEARSON, LOREN	71	50
C 4- WINKEL, JAMES L	73	30
C 5- GARCIA, MANUEL J	77	20

Gross Skins	Hole	Points
CATHEY, JOHN	1	90
HERMAN, DAVID	2	90
OKUTSU, MATTHEW B	4	90
OKUTSU, MATTHEW B	5	90
BORKENHAGEN, ROBERT	8	90
THOMAS, SAMUEL V	11	90

Net Skins	Hole	Points
CATHEY, JOHN	1	90
HERMAN, DAVID	2	90
WOLFE, JAMES W	9	90
WEISBAUM, JERRY	10	90
CATHEY, JOHN	17	90
EVANS, KYLE	18	90

Low Putts	Putts	Points
BEACHLEY, GRANT	30	30
OKUTSTU, MATTHEW	30	30
PIERSON, SHANE	30	30

Pin Stickers	Hole	Points
OKUTSU, MATTHEW	4	30
BAYLES, JOHN E	4	30
OKUTSU, MATTHEW	9	30
GARCIA, JOHN	9	30
EVANS	11	30
THOMAS, VIMAL	11	30
CLAYTON, KEN	15	30
NITAHARA, STEVEN	15	30

Primm Valley Results - Lakes

Winner	Net	Points
A 1- CLAYTON, KEN R	67	100
A 2- BEACHLEY, GRANT	67	75
A 3- MAROUN, CHRIS	68	50
A 4- DING, PETER	69	30
A 3- MAROUN, CHRIS	71	20

B 1- BURKE, JIM	62	100
B 2- WOLFE, JAMES W	67	75
B 3- LABADIE, DAVID R	68	50
B 4- RUDIGER	70	30
B 5- EVANS	70	20

C 1- PEARSON, LOREN	67	100
C 2- PERRY, BILL W	70	75
C 3- GEISBAUER, JAMES	70	50
C 4- GARCIA, JOHN	71	30
C 5- BHARBHARI, ISHWAR	73	20

Gross Skins	Hole	Points
THOMAS, SAMUEL V	1	90
BAYLES, JOHN E	6	90
CLAYTON, KEN R	8	90
HERMAN, DAVID	11	90
HERMAN, DAVID	12	90
BEACHLEY, GRANT	13	90

Net Skins	Hole	Points
THOMAS, SAMUEL V	1	110
BAYLES, JOHN E	6	110
CLAYTON, KEN R	8	110
BURKE, JIM	12	110
WOLFE, JAMES W	17	110

Low Putts	Putts	Points
Perry	29	30
Evans	29	30

Pin Stickers	Hole	Points
BEACHLEY, GRANT	6	30
BAYLES, JOHN E	6	30

DUGAS, MIKE	9	30
GEISBAUER	9	30
MAROUN, CHRIS	12	30
BHARBHARI, ISHWAR	12	30
PEREZ, ROBERT	17	30
EVANS, KYLE	17	30

Golf tip

Soft sand will require more speed from your swing. Because the sand is light and fluffy, there will be a lot of it coming between the ball and your clubhead. Soft sand actually slows down the club as it follows through.

Joke

Ten Differences Between Golf & Other Sports

1. Unlike baseball, players don’t readjust their testicles before each swing.

2. Unlike boxing, players don’t chomp on each others ears or punch them in the groin.

3. Unlike tennis, players don’t grunt like Cro Magnon men with each effort.

4. Unlike basketball, players don’t elbow each other in the ribs for better position.

5. Unlike auto racing, spectators don’t have to breathe noxious fumes or be forced to listen to "The Achy Breaky Song" on the loud speaker.

6. Unlike soccer, the fans don’t spit on or trample each other to death if their favorite team loses.

7. Unlike bowling, no one knows your shoe size.

8. Unlike polo, players don’t need to be smug yuppie aristocratic inbred dweebs.

9. Unlike football, players don’t tell the ref to do a physically impossible act to himself.

10. Unlike wrestling, spectators have all their teeth.