Bumper Stickers - By Mark Ewing
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Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death
Conserve toilet paper, use both sides
Don't come knocking if the car is rocking
Don't Steal....The Government hates Competition
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain
All men are Idiots, and I married their King
DRIVE LIKE HELL.. YOU'LL GET THERE!
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film facility
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW
I love cats...they taste just like chicken
What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
Save Water - Take a bath with your neighbor's daughter
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill
I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and
yelling like the passengers in his car
If you are psychic - think HONK
I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar
It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats
Keep honking, I'm reloading
Learn from your parents mistakes - use birth control
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else
As long as there are tests, there will be prayers in public schools
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Honk if anything falls off
I are proud to be a college student