just some kids at an outdoor rave

i saw some fish swimming around so i thought, "these fish would be great for getting chicks.."

you have your lettuce in my horse.. u have your horse in my lettuce..

this is a building leaning against a sky

here's a collage of some incongruent elements to show that i have the potential to make calculated mistakes and still complete an innocuous sentence.

this is condor ave.

you see that part over there.. ?.. well i wanted to ask you a question.. what are you eating under there?

i painted this using my mouse and a little bud.

here's a shot of my cute finger..and some miscellaneous crap in the background

another shot of my finger from a slightly different angle.. and frodo. kinda by the trees

here are 2 rocks not getting along..

i tried to get a shot of my shoe..it's hard to see the laces.. but they're black. and they have blue trim. 10 loop holes. 4 supporting lace holders. they're about 4 months old but the only look about 2 months old. most of the time, i just walk around in them. but chicks like them.

i'm actually in this photo.. on the lower left, i'm pretending to be a tree.

that's some guy standing on MY rock.. get the mother off my rock.

THIS IS MY rock. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My rock is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life. My rock, without me is useless. Without my rock, I am useless. I must stand on my rock true. I must stand straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must stare at him before he stares at me. I will.... My rock and myself know that what counts in this war . it is not the standing we do, the noise of the air conditioning, nor the smoke we smoke. We know that it is the stance that count. We will stand... My rock is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weakness, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights, and its barrel. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage. I will keep my rock clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will... Before God I swear this creed. My rock and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but Peace!

i answer questions from some young clouds..

taking advantage of a student.

this will be a small 3 egg omlet

the ducks were a little grimey

so i washed them

then they looked for stuff underwater

then they had a nap

then we went outside

then they stretched their leg

i told them the magic beans were over here. they believed me.

i put them in a box

then i took one out to take a cute picture so girls would like me