Kansalaiset, medborgare, fellow citizens!
As we all know, the almighty God
is wise and ambitious. Therefore it is not difficult to compare Him
to our Great Leader or Ville - our Great Leader - to Him!
During the reign of our Great
Leader Ville the total imports of Savo have increased by 30%. At the
moment prostitution and the production of moonshine are the major
businesses of the Savonian Empire and thus they are the most vivid
businesses in Europe in their respective sectors. After the
abolishment of social security, plenty of real estates have been
available for all the citizens in the Great Capital Mikkeli.
Therefore we don't have homeless people anymore, because they all
have homes nowadays!
This Government notice is
delivered to every household due to the forthcoming elections. You
can give Ville either a YES or NO vote. YES vote means that you are
supporting the righteous leader of our Savonian Empire. Citizens are
encouraged to vote for Ville. In case you want to betray the
Savonian Empire and therefore be a separatist, you can give a NO
vote for Ville. The government of Savo suggests that no citizen will
give a NO vote for Ville in case he or she wants to have a
successful and peaceful life in the Savonian Empire.
Vote for Ville! He is the best choice for the free people of