bug/gerit

Just what the web needs -- another site for nerds.

...probably the least interesting thing in the world ever.

When Charles Babbage invented the Difference Engine, do you suppose he ever dreamt its descendants would be used for downloading pictures of naked ladies?

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This is a picture of Izzy. It's an awful picture, but the only one I have. Who is she? Well, she's someone from work on whom I have an enormous crush. However, apart from a bit of email flirting nothing has (or probably ever will) happened. sigh

Extremely Rarely Asked Questions

Who am I?

How should I know who you are. Don't ask silly questions.

Ok, smart arse. Who are you?

Just some random guy. Nobody special. You really want to know? Ok, my name is Mat. Yes, with one "T". Got a problem? No? Good. I'm foo years old, and live somewhere in Europe.

A bit evasive, aren't we?

What's with this "we" business?

I'm asking the questions!

Fine. Yes, I am. There are reasons, but for reasons I won't go into, I won't go into them.

Ok, suit yourself. I'm off to download some pr0n.

Bye!

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