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Eat Me, I'm A Twinkie

Creamy goodness, bitch! I'm all about it!

Now those of you who have visited my web sites in the past may be asking:
"Why Jay? For the love of all that is holy... why?"
Well I truly am glad you asked this, but to get a clear (or non-clear) answer we must confer with the voices in my head.

Now there are currently 79 voices residing in my head... but gracious to my sanity and your eyes there are only 5 that speak english and here are their opinions:

Barrabas (voice #1): "Jason has been losing his marbles for some time now. In my humble mouse like opinion, this is the straw to break the camel's back of his mind, and after that I'm making a hostile take over!"

Shawna (voice #8): "This is what happens when a pot-head who hasn't been laid in many a month get's ahold of online services."

Creepy the Spider (voice #33): "He was forced to eat dog food as a child by gregorian monks"

Munky Jones (voice #40) : "He believes that by creating this web-site the courses of Armageddon will be set in action"

"I'M BETTER THAN YOU!" (voice # 79... i don't know his real name... until now "I'm better than you!" is all he ever said...): "He has no life, you're better than him."




Well I hope that helps! I know it sure helped the Ole Jay Man. Hey, while you're here you should check out the links... each click of the link donates 5 bucks to the keep Jay sloshed fund... help the boy I say!

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