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Only in America can we worry about improved food causing us problems when elsewhere around this world people have to worry if they will just have food, no matter how it is made.

 

 
 

Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance in some communities. 

 
 

Only in Americca are there handicap parking places in front of a roller skating rink. 

 
 

Only in America do we award someone $3,000,000 for spilling hot coffee in their own lap. 

 
 

Only in America do we worry about chickens having enough room in their cages and only have 12" of sitting space for people with 20" setters at a UT football games. 

 

Only in America do we have labels on baby strollers to remind people to remove the baby before folding up the stoller. 

 
 

Only in America do people drive on parkways and park on driveways. 

 
 

Only in America do we complain about farmers and the cost of food with our mouths full and paying the lowest percent of income spent on food than anywhere in the world. Only 10.9% of our income is spent on food compared to 20.5% in Isreal and51.3% in India. 

 
 

Only in America do banks leave all the doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 

 
 

Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless junk in the garage.

 
 

Only in America do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 

 
 

Only in America do we do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 

 
 

Only in America do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures."

 
 

Only in America do we have drive-up ATM machines with Braille. 

 
 

Yes, only in America can many of these things happen, but I have not

 

found another country I would swap with. We just need to be a little ourselves and should never be afaid to try something new.

 
 

I often receive e-mails saying, "Just remember,

 

amateurs built the ark and professionals built the Titanic."