::CoNdOm SlOgAnS!!..

!# Imagine These Condom Slogans #!

*Nike Condoms.. Just Do It!!

*Toyota Condoms.. Oh What a Feeling!!

*McDonalds Condoms.. Mac Your Day!!

*Australian Gold Lotto Condoms.. Wouldn't it be Nice!!

*Coca Cola Condoms.. Enjoy!

*Diet Pepsi Condoms.. You got the right one, baby!!

*Pringles Condoms.. Once you pop, you can't stop!!

*Mentos Condoms.. The freshmaker!!

*Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack.. Ten million strong and growing!!

*Secret Condoms.. Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman!!

*Macintosh Condom.. It does more, it costs less, it's that simple!!

*Britney S. Condoms.. Baby! One more Time!!

*Christina A. Condoms.. Gotta Rub me the Right Way!!

*Lays Condoms.. Betcha can't have just one!!

*Campbell's Soup Condoms.. Mmm, mmm, good!!

*General Electric Condoms.. We bring good things to life!!

*Don Smallgoods Condoms.. Is Don. Is Good!!

*AT&T Condoms.. Reach out and touch someone!!

*Optus Condoms.. Say Yes!!

*Bounty Condoms.. The quicker picker upper!!

*Microsoft Condoms.. Where do you want to go today!?

*Energizer Condoms.. It keeps going and going and going....

*Ford Condoms.. The best never rest!!

*Chevy Condoms.. Like a Rock. or We'll be There!!

*Dial Condoms.. Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?

*Kia Condoms.. Ki-Aaaaah!!

*New York Lotto Condoms.. Cause hey - you never know.

*California Lotto Condoms.. Who's next?

*Australian Lotto Condoms.. Wouldn't it be Nice?

*Avis Condoms.. Trying harder than ever.

*KFC Condoms.. Finger-Licking Good.

*Coca Cola Condoms.. Always the Real Thing.

*M&M Condoms.. It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!

*Ansett Condoms.. Absolutley!

*Taco Bell Condoms.. Get some; make a run for the border.

*MCI Condoms.. For friends and family

*Doublemint Condoms.. Double your pleasure, double your fun!

*The Sears latex condom.. One coat is good for the entire winter.

*Delta Airlines Condoms.. Ready when you are.

*Star Trek Condoms.. Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before!!

Funny Comdom Slogans thanks pink frost!

*1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP

*2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER

*3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY

*4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT

*5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER

*6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YOUR DONG

*7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.

*8. IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY

*9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE

*10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YOUR PETER

*11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YOUR DICK

*12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT

*13. WHLE YR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR [yah know]

*14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE

*15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER

*16. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER

*17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL

*18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION

*19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL

*20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER

*21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!

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