If she... only knew, what I go through
I have so much trouble just deciding what to do
When she... looks at me, I lose my mind
She deserves to see me in the best clothes I can find
Too many choices too many shapes and sizes
So many colors and so many kinds of fabric
But which is the right one that will make her mine?
She probably wants nothing that shows my behind
Cause my ass ain't cool, and I'm not cool
I'm sure she thinks I'm a fool, but this hat looks "tight"
I think I'll be alright