I'm so sunday, you're friday night
You're so Heineken, I'm coors light
But I buy you imports and I drink them too
And you know it's true
I drink it just for you
I remember singing songs
And games we'd play when you'd sing along
But now you like to watch me break and bend
Just cause you can
I like the Beach Boys, they're so rad
But you think that they're ugly and they sing so bad
So I threw away my Shut Down, Vol. 2
And you know it's true
I did it just for you
I remember many dates
When you were glad to participate
Now you like to watch me take the bill
Just cause I will
If this were yesterday, then we'd have so much fun
Yeah, I'm the Minever Cheevey of the year 2001
But once you learned that I'd do anything for you
You started making me do many things for you
You found my friends sleeping on the floor
And you said any friend of mine is not a friend of yours
So I woke them up and bid them all adieu
And you know it's true
I kicked them out for you
I remember singing songs
And games we'd play when you'd sing along
But now you like to watch me break and bend
Just cause you can
I remember many dates
When you were glad to participate
Now you like to watch me take the bill
Just cause I will